How's your mother for spuds?

PeterCharles

'ow bist? (How are you)
I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

Alan Fraser

Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
You're not much use at all!

Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
I can't understand a word you're saying.

JamesD

you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
squash beef = reconcile

Rich O Brien

Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

Butcher:"Minced beef only"

Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

dermotcoll

i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry

EscapeArtist

I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

boofredlay

I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
"That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
There's a new one for me.

olishea

Some nipple variants for you all:

"Chill your nips mate"
= calm down

"I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
=self explanatory

dermotcoll

Continuing with the nipple theme:
Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
=Its very cold!!

Rich O Brien

'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

I'm in need of a number 2's

utiler

@dermotcoll said:

i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry

Or,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

utiler

And a few more from down here...

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

pearl, pearler - excellent

crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

Ankle biter - small child.

And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea....

Jackson

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

Alan Fraser

john.warburton

"Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
"nohbut" = nothing but.

TIG

@jackson said:

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...