How's your mother for spuds?
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I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
"That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
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Some nipple variants for you all:
"Chill your nips mate"
= calm down"I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
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Continuing with the nipple theme:
Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
=Its very cold!! -
'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'
I'm in need of a number 2's
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@dermotcoll said:
i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungryOr,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..." -
And a few more from down here...
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself
pearl, pearler - excellent
crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..
Ankle biter - small child.
And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea....
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"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
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"Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
"nohbut" = nothing but. -
@jackson said:
"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...
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@jackson said:
"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
haha.. i think i just got that one
[edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said -
@unknownuser said:
'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'
I'm in need of a number 2's
@paul russam said:
Dropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2deuce..
take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc.. -
As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless
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As useful as tits on a bull!!
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!! -
"You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.
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'ball broth'
as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.
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As useful as:
A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. .. -
@unknownuser said:
As useful as:
A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. ..Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......
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