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    • jeff hammondJ Offline
      jeff hammond
      last edited by

      @khai said:

      Would ya adam 'n eve it? 'e wants us ter tell 'im 'a things sound round 'ere. 'eaven and 'ell sir, as ya can tell, we 're talkin' cockney. And not that pony 'n' trap done by Three Card Trick bloody van Three Wheel Trike.

      sounds like something your avatar might say

      dotdotdot

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      • boofredlayB Offline
        boofredlay
        last edited by

        My office mates use the following daily:

        "Fo Shizzle My Nizzle" = For Sure
        "Frow Chickey" (or 'Sup Frow)= Hello
        That or they just make Wookie sounds all day.

        My boss uses the following to a fault (we tease him almost daily):

        "The angle of the dangle" = This is how it is.
        "That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think πŸ˜†)

        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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        • Rich O BrienR Offline
          Rich O Brien Moderator
          last edited by

          Greeting - " How ya getting on? " ( How are you doing? )

          Answer - " Tearing away like a tramp's jumper " ( Extremely busy )

          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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          • R Offline
            remus
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            "Nice day today, isn't it" Is a sort of british way of saying 'hi', i quite like it in a sort of quirky way.

            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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            • Paul RussamP Offline
              Paul Russam
              last edited by

              He's sweating like a rapist:
              Looks like he's going to be found out

              Dropping the kids of at the pool:
              Going for a number 2

              Taataa a bit:
              Brumie (Birmingham) for see you later

              Do you think I came up the Belfast lough in a bubble?:
              Just how gullible do you think I am?

              Paul Russam
              English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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              • jeff hammondJ Offline
                jeff hammond
                last edited by

                @unknownuser said:

                "That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think πŸ˜†)

                i guess i'd have to hear him say it but if he's using it normally, it's more of a joke..

                {on a construction site}

                dirtbag #1 " hey! hurry up and come nail this thing!"
                dirtbag #2 " that's what she said..."

                or maybe..
                "that board's too short"
                "that's what she said..."

                etc.

                fwiw, a decent comeback is something like "I know, that's who I heard it from"

                dotdotdot

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                • david_hD Offline
                  david_h
                  last edited by

                  "You're the mayor of Booger City" . ..doesn't mean anything. I just called that a lot as a kid.

                  If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                  • Alan FraserA Offline
                    Alan Fraser
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                    "Muck in...yer at yer grannies." Scouse for Bon Appetit.

                    3D Figures
                    Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                    You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                    • soloS Offline
                      solo
                      last edited by

                      "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.

                      http://www.solos-art.com

                      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                      • P Offline
                        PeterCharles
                        last edited by

                        'ow bist? (How are you)
                        I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

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                        • Alan FraserA Offline
                          Alan Fraser
                          last edited by

                          Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
                          You're not much use at all!

                          Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
                          I can't understand a word you're saying.

                          3D Figures
                          Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                          You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                          • J Offline
                            JamesD
                            last edited by

                            you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
                            come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
                            squash beef = reconcile

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                            • Rich O BrienR Offline
                              Rich O Brien Moderator
                              last edited by

                              Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

                              Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

                              Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

                              Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

                              Butcher:"Minced beef only"

                              Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@Β£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

                              Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                              • dermotcollD Offline
                                dermotcoll
                                last edited by

                                i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                                = I'm very hungry
                                I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                                = I'm very hungry
                                I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                                = I'm very hungry

                                When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                • EscapeArtistE Offline
                                  EscapeArtist
                                  last edited by

                                  I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

                                  I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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                                  • boofredlayB Offline
                                    boofredlay
                                    last edited by

                                    I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
                                    "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
                                    There's a new one for me.

                                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                    • olisheaO Offline
                                      olishea
                                      last edited by

                                      Some nipple variants for you all:

                                      "Chill your nips mate"
                                      = calm down

                                      "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                                      =self explanatory

                                      oli

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                                      • dermotcollD Offline
                                        dermotcoll
                                        last edited by

                                        Continuing with the nipple theme:
                                        Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                                        =Its very cold!!

                                        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                        • Rich O BrienR Offline
                                          Rich O Brien Moderator
                                          last edited by

                                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                          I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                                          • utilerU Offline
                                            utiler
                                            last edited by

                                            @dermotcoll said:

                                            i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                                            = I'm very hungry
                                            I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                                            = I'm very hungry
                                            I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                                            = I'm very hungry

                                            Or,
                                            "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                                            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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