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    • Rich O BrienR Online
      Rich O Brien Moderator
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      Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

      Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

      Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

      Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

      Butcher:"Minced beef only"

      Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@Β£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

      Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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      • dermotcollD Offline
        dermotcoll
        last edited by

        i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
        = I'm very hungry
        I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
        = I'm very hungry
        I could eat the snotters off a corpse
        = I'm very hungry

        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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        • EscapeArtistE Offline
          EscapeArtist
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          I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

          I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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          • boofredlayB Offline
            boofredlay
            last edited by

            I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
            "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
            There's a new one for me.

            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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            • olisheaO Offline
              olishea
              last edited by

              Some nipple variants for you all:

              "Chill your nips mate"
              = calm down

              "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
              =self explanatory

              oli

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              • dermotcollD Offline
                dermotcoll
                last edited by

                Continuing with the nipple theme:
                Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                =Its very cold!!

                When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                • Rich O BrienR Online
                  Rich O Brien Moderator
                  last edited by

                  'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                  I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                  Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                  • utilerU Offline
                    utiler
                    last edited by

                    @dermotcoll said:

                    i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                    = I'm very hungry
                    I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                    = I'm very hungry
                    I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                    = I'm very hungry

                    Or,
                    "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                    purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                    • utilerU Offline
                      utiler
                      last edited by

                      And a few more from down here...

                      As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                      pearl, pearler - excellent

                      crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                      Ankle biter - small child.

                      And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                      http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                      Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                      purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                      • J Offline
                        Jackson
                        last edited by

                        "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                        Jackson

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                        • Alan FraserA Offline
                          Alan Fraser
                          last edited by

                          🀣

                          3D Figures
                          Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                          You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                          • J Offline
                            john.warburton
                            last edited by

                            "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                            "nohbut" = nothing but.

                            Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                            • TIGT Offline
                              TIG Moderator
                              last edited by

                              @jackson said:

                              "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                              That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                              TIG

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                              • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                jeff hammond
                                last edited by

                                @jackson said:

                                "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                                [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                                http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                                dotdotdot

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                                • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                  jeff hammond
                                  last edited by

                                  @unknownuser said:

                                  'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                  I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                  @paul russam said:

                                  Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                  Going for a number 2

                                  deuce..
                                  take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                  dotdotdot

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                                  • J Offline
                                    john.warburton
                                    last edited by

                                    As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                    Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                    • dermotcollD Offline
                                      dermotcoll
                                      last edited by

                                      As useful as tits on a bull!!
                                      As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                                      When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                      • soloS Offline
                                        solo
                                        last edited by

                                        "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                        http://www.solos-art.com

                                        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                        • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                          jeff hammond
                                          last edited by

                                          'ball broth'

                                          as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                                          dotdotdot

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                                          • boofredlayB Offline
                                            boofredlay
                                            last edited by

                                            http://forum.novarata.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

                                            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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