How's your mother for spuds?
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.
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'ow bist? (How are you)
I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you) -
Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
You're not much use at all!Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
I can't understand a word you're saying. -
you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
squash beef = reconcile -
Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher
Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"
Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"
Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"
Butcher:"Minced beef only"
Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"
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i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry -
I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...
I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.
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I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
"That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
There's a new one for me. -
Some nipple variants for you all:
"Chill your nips mate"
= calm down"I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
=self explanatory -
Continuing with the nipple theme:
Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
=Its very cold!! -
'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'
I'm in need of a number 2's
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@dermotcoll said:
i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungryOr,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..." -
And a few more from down here...
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself
pearl, pearler - excellent
crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..
Ankle biter - small child.
And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea....
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"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
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"Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
"nohbut" = nothing but. -
@jackson said:
"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...
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@jackson said:
"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
haha.. i think i just got that one
[edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said -
@unknownuser said:
'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'
I'm in need of a number 2's
@paul russam said:
Dropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2deuce..
take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc.. -
As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless
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