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    • J Offline
      JamesD
      last edited by

      you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
      come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
      squash beef = reconcile

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      • Rich O BrienR Online
        Rich O Brien Moderator
        last edited by

        Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

        Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

        Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

        Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

        Butcher:"Minced beef only"

        Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@Β£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

        Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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        • dermotcollD Offline
          dermotcoll
          last edited by

          i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
          = I'm very hungry
          I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
          = I'm very hungry
          I could eat the snotters off a corpse
          = I'm very hungry

          When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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          • EscapeArtistE Offline
            EscapeArtist
            last edited by

            I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

            I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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            • boofredlayB Offline
              boofredlay
              last edited by

              I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
              "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
              There's a new one for me.

              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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              • olisheaO Offline
                olishea
                last edited by

                Some nipple variants for you all:

                "Chill your nips mate"
                = calm down

                "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                =self explanatory

                oli

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                • dermotcollD Offline
                  dermotcoll
                  last edited by

                  Continuing with the nipple theme:
                  Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                  =Its very cold!!

                  When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                  • Rich O BrienR Online
                    Rich O Brien Moderator
                    last edited by

                    'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                    I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                    Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                    • utilerU Offline
                      utiler
                      last edited by

                      @dermotcoll said:

                      i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                      = I'm very hungry
                      I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                      = I'm very hungry
                      I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                      = I'm very hungry

                      Or,
                      "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                      purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                      • utilerU Offline
                        utiler
                        last edited by

                        And a few more from down here...

                        As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                        pearl, pearler - excellent

                        crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                        Ankle biter - small child.

                        And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                        http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                        Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                        purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                        • J Offline
                          Jackson
                          last edited by

                          "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                          Jackson

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                          • Alan FraserA Offline
                            Alan Fraser
                            last edited by

                            🀣

                            3D Figures
                            Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                            You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                            • J Offline
                              john.warburton
                              last edited by

                              "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                              "nohbut" = nothing but.

                              Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                              • TIGT Offline
                                TIG Moderator
                                last edited by

                                @jackson said:

                                "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                                TIG

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                                • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                  jeff hammond
                                  last edited by

                                  @jackson said:

                                  "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                  haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                                  [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                                  dotdotdot

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                                  • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                    jeff hammond
                                    last edited by

                                    @unknownuser said:

                                    'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                    I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                    @paul russam said:

                                    Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                    Going for a number 2

                                    deuce..
                                    take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                    dotdotdot

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                                    • J Offline
                                      john.warburton
                                      last edited by

                                      As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                      Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                      • dermotcollD Offline
                                        dermotcoll
                                        last edited by

                                        As useful as tits on a bull!!
                                        As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                                        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                        • soloS Offline
                                          solo
                                          last edited by

                                          "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                          http://www.solos-art.com

                                          If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                          • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                            jeff hammond
                                            last edited by

                                            'ball broth'

                                            as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                                            dotdotdot

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