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    • EscapeArtistE Offline
      EscapeArtist
      last edited by

      I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

      I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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      • boofredlayB Offline
        boofredlay
        last edited by

        I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
        "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
        There's a new one for me.

        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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        • olisheaO Offline
          olishea
          last edited by

          Some nipple variants for you all:

          "Chill your nips mate"
          = calm down

          "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
          =self explanatory

          oli

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          • dermotcollD Offline
            dermotcoll
            last edited by

            Continuing with the nipple theme:
            Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
            =Its very cold!!

            When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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            • Rich O BrienR Online
              Rich O Brien Moderator
              last edited by

              'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

              I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

              Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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              • utilerU Offline
                utiler
                last edited by

                @dermotcoll said:

                i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                = I'm very hungry

                Or,
                "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                • utilerU Offline
                  utiler
                  last edited by

                  And a few more from down here...

                  As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                  pearl, pearler - excellent

                  crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                  Ankle biter - small child.

                  And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                  http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                  Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                  purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                  • J Offline
                    Jackson
                    last edited by

                    "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                    Jackson

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                    • Alan FraserA Offline
                      Alan Fraser
                      last edited by

                      🀣

                      3D Figures
                      Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                      You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                      • J Offline
                        john.warburton
                        last edited by

                        "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                        "nohbut" = nothing but.

                        Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                        • TIGT Offline
                          TIG Moderator
                          last edited by

                          @jackson said:

                          "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                          That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                          TIG

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                          • jeff hammondJ Offline
                            jeff hammond
                            last edited by

                            @jackson said:

                            "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                            haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                            [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                            dotdotdot

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                            • jeff hammondJ Offline
                              jeff hammond
                              last edited by

                              @unknownuser said:

                              'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                              I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                              @paul russam said:

                              Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                              Going for a number 2

                              deuce..
                              take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                              dotdotdot

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                              • J Offline
                                john.warburton
                                last edited by

                                As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                • dermotcollD Offline
                                  dermotcoll
                                  last edited by

                                  As useful as tits on a bull!!
                                  As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                                  When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                  • soloS Offline
                                    solo
                                    last edited by

                                    "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                    http://www.solos-art.com

                                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                    • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                      jeff hammond
                                      last edited by

                                      'ball broth'

                                      as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                                      dotdotdot

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                                      • boofredlayB Offline
                                        boofredlay
                                        last edited by

                                        http://forum.novarata.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

                                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                        • david_hD Offline
                                          david_h
                                          last edited by

                                          As useful as:

                                          A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                                          A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                                          A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                                          If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                          • utilerU Offline
                                            utiler
                                            last edited by

                                            @unknownuser said:

                                            As useful as:

                                            A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                                            A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                                            A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                                            Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......

                                            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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