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    • dermotcollD Offline
      dermotcoll
      last edited by

      i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
      = I'm very hungry
      I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
      = I'm very hungry
      I could eat the snotters off a corpse
      = I'm very hungry

      When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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      • EscapeArtistE Offline
        EscapeArtist
        last edited by

        I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

        I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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        • boofredlayB Offline
          boofredlay
          last edited by

          I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
          "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
          There's a new one for me.

          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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          • olisheaO Offline
            olishea
            last edited by

            Some nipple variants for you all:

            "Chill your nips mate"
            = calm down

            "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
            =self explanatory

            oli

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            • dermotcollD Offline
              dermotcoll
              last edited by

              Continuing with the nipple theme:
              Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
              =Its very cold!!

              When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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              • Rich O BrienR Offline
                Rich O Brien Moderator
                last edited by

                'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                • utilerU Offline
                  utiler
                  last edited by

                  @dermotcoll said:

                  i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                  = I'm very hungry
                  I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                  = I'm very hungry
                  I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                  = I'm very hungry

                  Or,
                  "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                  purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                  • utilerU Offline
                    utiler
                    last edited by

                    And a few more from down here...

                    As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                    pearl, pearler - excellent

                    crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                    Ankle biter - small child.

                    And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                    http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                    Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                    purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                    • J Offline
                      Jackson
                      last edited by

                      "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                      Jackson

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                      • Alan FraserA Offline
                        Alan Fraser
                        last edited by

                        🀣

                        3D Figures
                        Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                        You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                        • J Offline
                          john.warburton
                          last edited by

                          "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                          "nohbut" = nothing but.

                          Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                          • TIGT Offline
                            TIG Moderator
                            last edited by

                            @jackson said:

                            "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                            That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                            TIG

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                            • jeff hammondJ Offline
                              jeff hammond
                              last edited by

                              @jackson said:

                              "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                              haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                              [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                              http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                              dotdotdot

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                              • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                jeff hammond
                                last edited by

                                @unknownuser said:

                                'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                @paul russam said:

                                Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                Going for a number 2

                                deuce..
                                take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                dotdotdot

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                                • J Offline
                                  john.warburton
                                  last edited by

                                  As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                  Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                  • dermotcollD Offline
                                    dermotcoll
                                    last edited by

                                    As useful as tits on a bull!!
                                    As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                                    When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                    • soloS Offline
                                      solo
                                      last edited by

                                      "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                      http://www.solos-art.com

                                      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                      • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                        jeff hammond
                                        last edited by

                                        'ball broth'

                                        as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                                        dotdotdot

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                                        • boofredlayB Offline
                                          boofredlay
                                          last edited by

                                          http://forum.novarata.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

                                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                          • david_hD Offline
                                            david_h
                                            last edited by

                                            As useful as:

                                            A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                                            A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                                            A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                                            If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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