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    • jeff hammondJ Offline
      jeff hammond
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      @unknownuser said:

      "That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think ๐Ÿ˜†)

      i guess i'd have to hear him say it but if he's using it normally, it's more of a joke..

      {on a construction site}

      dirtbag #1 " hey! hurry up and come nail this thing!"
      dirtbag #2 " that's what she said..."

      or maybe..
      "that board's too short"
      "that's what she said..."

      etc.

      fwiw, a decent comeback is something like "I know, that's who I heard it from"

      dotdotdot

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      • david_hD Offline
        david_h
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        "You're the mayor of Booger City" . ..doesn't mean anything. I just called that a lot as a kid.

        If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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        • Alan FraserA Offline
          Alan Fraser
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          "Muck in...yer at yer grannies." Scouse for Bon Appetit.

          3D Figures
          Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
          You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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          • soloS Offline
            solo
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            "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.

            http://www.solos-art.com

            If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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            • P Offline
              PeterCharles
              last edited by

              'ow bist? (How are you)
              I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

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              • Alan FraserA Offline
                Alan Fraser
                last edited by

                Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
                You're not much use at all!

                Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
                I can't understand a word you're saying.

                3D Figures
                Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                • J Offline
                  JamesD
                  last edited by

                  you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
                  come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
                  squash beef = reconcile

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                  • Rich O BrienR Online
                    Rich O Brien Moderator
                    last edited by

                    Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

                    Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

                    Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

                    Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

                    Butcher:"Minced beef only"

                    Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@ยฃ* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

                    Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp ๐Ÿ“–

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                    • dermotcollD Offline
                      dermotcoll
                      last edited by

                      i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                      = I'm very hungry
                      I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                      = I'm very hungry
                      I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                      = I'm very hungry

                      When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                      • EscapeArtistE Offline
                        EscapeArtist
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                        I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

                        I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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                        • boofredlayB Offline
                          boofredlay
                          last edited by

                          I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
                          "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
                          There's a new one for me.

                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                          • olisheaO Offline
                            olishea
                            last edited by

                            Some nipple variants for you all:

                            "Chill your nips mate"
                            = calm down

                            "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                            =self explanatory

                            oli

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                            • dermotcollD Offline
                              dermotcoll
                              last edited by

                              Continuing with the nipple theme:
                              Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                              =Its very cold!!

                              When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                              • Rich O BrienR Online
                                Rich O Brien Moderator
                                last edited by

                                'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                I'm in need of a number 2's ๐Ÿ˜ณ

                                Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp ๐Ÿ“–

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                                • utilerU Offline
                                  utiler
                                  last edited by

                                  @dermotcoll said:

                                  i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                                  = I'm very hungry
                                  I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                                  = I'm very hungry
                                  I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                                  = I'm very hungry

                                  Or,
                                  "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                                  purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                                  • utilerU Offline
                                    utiler
                                    last edited by

                                    And a few more from down here...

                                    As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                                    pearl, pearler - excellent

                                    crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                                    Ankle biter - small child.

                                    And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                                    http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                                    Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                    purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                                    • J Offline
                                      Jackson
                                      last edited by

                                      "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                      Jackson

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                                      • Alan FraserA Offline
                                        Alan Fraser
                                        last edited by

                                        ๐Ÿคฃ

                                        3D Figures
                                        Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                                        You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                                        • J Offline
                                          john.warburton
                                          last edited by

                                          "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                                          "nohbut" = nothing but.

                                          Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                          • TIGT Offline
                                            TIG Moderator
                                            last edited by

                                            @jackson said:

                                            "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                            That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                                            TIG

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