How's your mother for spuds?
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"Nice day today, isn't it" Is a sort of british way of saying 'hi', i quite like it in a sort of quirky way.
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He's sweating like a rapist:
Looks like he's going to be found outDropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2Taataa a bit:
Brumie (Birmingham) for see you laterDo you think I came up the Belfast lough in a bubble?:
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@unknownuser said:
"That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think
)i guess i'd have to hear him say it but if he's using it normally, it's more of a joke..
{on a construction site}
dirtbag #1 " hey! hurry up and come nail this thing!"
dirtbag #2 " that's what she said..."or maybe..
"that board's too short"
"that's what she said..."etc.
fwiw, a decent comeback is something like "I know, that's who I heard it from"
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"You're the mayor of Booger City" . ..doesn't mean anything. I just called that a lot as a kid.
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"Muck in...yer at yer grannies." Scouse for Bon Appetit.
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.
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'ow bist? (How are you)
I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you) -
Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
You're not much use at all!Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
I can't understand a word you're saying. -
you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
squash beef = reconcile -
Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher
Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"
Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"
Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"
Butcher:"Minced beef only"
Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"
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i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry -
I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...
I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.
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I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
"That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
There's a new one for me. -
Some nipple variants for you all:
"Chill your nips mate"
= calm down"I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
=self explanatory -
Continuing with the nipple theme:
Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
=Its very cold!! -
'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'
I'm in need of a number 2's
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@dermotcoll said:
i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungryOr,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..." -
And a few more from down here...
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself
pearl, pearler - excellent
crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..
Ankle biter - small child.
And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea....
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"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."
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