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    • olisheaO Offline
      olishea
      last edited by

      Some nipple variants for you all:

      "Chill your nips mate"
      = calm down

      "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
      =self explanatory

      oli

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      • dermotcollD Offline
        dermotcoll
        last edited by

        Continuing with the nipple theme:
        Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
        =Its very cold!!

        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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        • Rich O BrienR Offline
          Rich O Brien Moderator
          last edited by

          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

          I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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          • utilerU Offline
            utiler
            last edited by

            @dermotcoll said:

            i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
            = I'm very hungry
            I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
            = I'm very hungry
            I could eat the snotters off a corpse
            = I'm very hungry

            Or,
            "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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            • utilerU Offline
              utiler
              last edited by

              And a few more from down here...

              As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

              pearl, pearler - excellent

              crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

              Ankle biter - small child.

              And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
              http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
              Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

              purpose/expression/purpose/....

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              • J Offline
                Jackson
                last edited by

                "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                Jackson

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                • Alan FraserA Offline
                  Alan Fraser
                  last edited by

                  🀣

                  3D Figures
                  Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                  You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                  • J Offline
                    john.warburton
                    last edited by

                    "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                    "nohbut" = nothing but.

                    Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                    • TIGT Offline
                      TIG Moderator
                      last edited by

                      @jackson said:

                      "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                      That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                      TIG

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                      • jeff hammondJ Offline
                        jeff hammond
                        last edited by

                        @jackson said:

                        "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                        haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                        [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                        dotdotdot

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                        • jeff hammondJ Offline
                          jeff hammond
                          last edited by

                          @unknownuser said:

                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                          I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                          @paul russam said:

                          Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                          Going for a number 2

                          deuce..
                          take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                          dotdotdot

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                          • J Offline
                            john.warburton
                            last edited by

                            As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                            Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                            • dermotcollD Offline
                              dermotcoll
                              last edited by

                              As useful as tits on a bull!!
                              As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                              When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                              • soloS Offline
                                solo
                                last edited by

                                "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                http://www.solos-art.com

                                If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                  jeff hammond
                                  last edited by

                                  'ball broth'

                                  as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                                  dotdotdot

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                                  • boofredlayB Offline
                                    boofredlay
                                    last edited by

                                    http://forum.novarata.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

                                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                    • david_hD Offline
                                      david_h
                                      last edited by

                                      As useful as:

                                      A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                                      A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                                      A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                                      If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                      • utilerU Offline
                                        utiler
                                        last edited by

                                        @unknownuser said:

                                        As useful as:

                                        A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                                        A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                                        A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                                        Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......

                                        purpose/expression/purpose/....

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