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    • Alan FraserA Offline
      Alan Fraser
      last edited by

      Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
      You're not much use at all!

      Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
      I can't understand a word you're saying.

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      Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
      You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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      • J Offline
        JamesD
        last edited by

        you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
        come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
        squash beef = reconcile

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        • Rich O BrienR Offline
          Rich O Brien Moderator
          last edited by

          Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

          Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

          Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

          Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

          Butcher:"Minced beef only"

          Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@Β£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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          • dermotcollD Offline
            dermotcoll
            last edited by

            i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
            = I'm very hungry
            I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
            = I'm very hungry
            I could eat the snotters off a corpse
            = I'm very hungry

            When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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            • EscapeArtistE Offline
              EscapeArtist
              last edited by

              I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

              I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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              • boofredlayB Offline
                boofredlay
                last edited by

                I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
                "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
                There's a new one for me.

                http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                • olisheaO Offline
                  olishea
                  last edited by

                  Some nipple variants for you all:

                  "Chill your nips mate"
                  = calm down

                  "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                  =self explanatory

                  oli

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                  • dermotcollD Offline
                    dermotcoll
                    last edited by

                    Continuing with the nipple theme:
                    Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                    =Its very cold!!

                    When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                    • Rich O BrienR Offline
                      Rich O Brien Moderator
                      last edited by

                      'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                      I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                      Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                      • utilerU Offline
                        utiler
                        last edited by

                        @dermotcoll said:

                        i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                        = I'm very hungry
                        I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                        = I'm very hungry
                        I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                        = I'm very hungry

                        Or,
                        "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                        purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                        • utilerU Offline
                          utiler
                          last edited by

                          And a few more from down here...

                          As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                          pearl, pearler - excellent

                          crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                          Ankle biter - small child.

                          And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                          http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                          Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                          purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                          • J Offline
                            Jackson
                            last edited by

                            "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                            Jackson

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                            • Alan FraserA Offline
                              Alan Fraser
                              last edited by

                              🀣

                              3D Figures
                              Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                              You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                              • J Offline
                                john.warburton
                                last edited by

                                "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                                "nohbut" = nothing but.

                                Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                • TIGT Offline
                                  TIG Moderator
                                  last edited by

                                  @jackson said:

                                  "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                  That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                                  TIG

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                                  • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                    jeff hammond
                                    last edited by

                                    @jackson said:

                                    "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                    haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                                    [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                                    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                                    dotdotdot

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                                    • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                      jeff hammond
                                      last edited by

                                      @unknownuser said:

                                      'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                      I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                      @paul russam said:

                                      Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                      Going for a number 2

                                      deuce..
                                      take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                      dotdotdot

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                                      • J Offline
                                        john.warburton
                                        last edited by

                                        As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                        Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                        • dermotcollD Offline
                                          dermotcoll
                                          last edited by

                                          As useful as tits on a bull!!
                                          As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                                          When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                                          • soloS Offline
                                            solo
                                            last edited by

                                            "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                                            http://www.solos-art.com

                                            If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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