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    • soloS Offline
      solo
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      "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.

      http://www.solos-art.com

      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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      • P Offline
        PeterCharles
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        'ow bist? (How are you)
        I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

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        • Alan FraserA Offline
          Alan Fraser
          last edited by

          Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
          You're not much use at all!

          Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
          I can't understand a word you're saying.

          3D Figures
          Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
          You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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          • J Offline
            JamesD
            last edited by

            you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
            come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
            squash beef = reconcile

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            • Rich O BrienR Offline
              Rich O Brien Moderator
              last edited by

              Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

              Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

              Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

              Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

              Butcher:"Minced beef only"

              Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@Β£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

              Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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              • dermotcollD Offline
                dermotcoll
                last edited by

                i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                = I'm very hungry

                When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                • EscapeArtistE Offline
                  EscapeArtist
                  last edited by

                  I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

                  I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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                  • boofredlayB Offline
                    boofredlay
                    last edited by

                    I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
                    "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
                    There's a new one for me.

                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                    • olisheaO Offline
                      olishea
                      last edited by

                      Some nipple variants for you all:

                      "Chill your nips mate"
                      = calm down

                      "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                      =self explanatory

                      oli

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                      • dermotcollD Offline
                        dermotcoll
                        last edited by

                        Continuing with the nipple theme:
                        Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                        =Its very cold!!

                        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                        • Rich O BrienR Offline
                          Rich O Brien Moderator
                          last edited by

                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                          I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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                          • utilerU Offline
                            utiler
                            last edited by

                            @dermotcoll said:

                            i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                            = I'm very hungry
                            I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                            = I'm very hungry
                            I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                            = I'm very hungry

                            Or,
                            "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                            • utilerU Offline
                              utiler
                              last edited by

                              And a few more from down here...

                              As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                              pearl, pearler - excellent

                              crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                              Ankle biter - small child.

                              And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                              http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                              Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... πŸ˜‰

                              purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                              • J Offline
                                Jackson
                                last edited by

                                "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                Jackson

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                                • Alan FraserA Offline
                                  Alan Fraser
                                  last edited by

                                  🀣

                                  3D Figures
                                  Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                                  You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                                  • J Offline
                                    john.warburton
                                    last edited by

                                    "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                                    "nohbut" = nothing but.

                                    Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                    • TIGT Offline
                                      TIG Moderator
                                      last edited by

                                      @jackson said:

                                      "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                      That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                                      TIG

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                                      • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                        jeff hammond
                                        last edited by

                                        @jackson said:

                                        "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                        haha.. i think i just got that one πŸ˜„

                                        [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                                        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                                        dotdotdot

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                                        • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                          jeff hammond
                                          last edited by

                                          @unknownuser said:

                                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                          I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

                                          @paul russam said:

                                          Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                          Going for a number 2

                                          deuce..
                                          take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                          dotdotdot

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                                          • J Offline
                                            john.warburton
                                            last edited by

                                            As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                            Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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