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    • soloS Offline
      solo
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      "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.

      http://www.solos-art.com

      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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      • P Offline
        PeterCharles
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        'ow bist? (How are you)
        I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

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        • Alan FraserA Offline
          Alan Fraser
          last edited by

          Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
          You're not much use at all!

          Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
          I can't understand a word you're saying.

          3D Figures
          Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
          You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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          • J Offline
            JamesD
            last edited by

            you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
            come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
            squash beef = reconcile

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            • Rich O BrienR Online
              Rich O Brien Moderator
              last edited by

              Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

              Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

              Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

              Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

              Butcher:"Minced beef only"

              Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@ยฃ* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

              Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp ๐Ÿ“–

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              • dermotcollD Offline
                dermotcoll
                last edited by

                i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                = I'm very hungry
                I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                = I'm very hungry

                When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                • EscapeArtistE Offline
                  EscapeArtist
                  last edited by

                  I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

                  I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

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                  • boofredlayB Offline
                    boofredlay
                    last edited by

                    I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
                    "That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
                    There's a new one for me.

                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                    • olisheaO Offline
                      olishea
                      last edited by

                      Some nipple variants for you all:

                      "Chill your nips mate"
                      = calm down

                      "I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
                      =self explanatory

                      oli

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                      • dermotcollD Offline
                        dermotcoll
                        last edited by

                        Continuing with the nipple theme:
                        Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
                        =Its very cold!!

                        When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                        • Rich O BrienR Online
                          Rich O Brien Moderator
                          last edited by

                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                          I'm in need of a number 2's ๐Ÿ˜ณ

                          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp ๐Ÿ“–

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                          • utilerU Offline
                            utiler
                            last edited by

                            @dermotcoll said:

                            i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
                            = I'm very hungry
                            I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
                            = I'm very hungry
                            I could eat the snotters off a corpse
                            = I'm very hungry

                            Or,
                            "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

                            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                            • utilerU Offline
                              utiler
                              last edited by

                              And a few more from down here...

                              As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

                              pearl, pearler - excellent

                              crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

                              Ankle biter - small child.

                              And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
                              http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
                              Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea.... ๐Ÿ˜‰

                              purpose/expression/purpose/....

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                              • J Offline
                                Jackson
                                last edited by

                                "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                Jackson

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                                • Alan FraserA Offline
                                  Alan Fraser
                                  last edited by

                                  ๐Ÿคฃ

                                  3D Figures
                                  Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                                  You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                                  • J Offline
                                    john.warburton
                                    last edited by

                                    "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
                                    "nohbut" = nothing but.

                                    Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                                    • TIGT Offline
                                      TIG Moderator
                                      last edited by

                                      @jackson said:

                                      "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                      That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

                                      TIG

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                                      • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                        jeff hammond
                                        last edited by

                                        @jackson said:

                                        "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

                                        haha.. i think i just got that one ๐Ÿ˜„

                                        [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
                                        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

                                        dotdotdot

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                                        • jeff hammondJ Offline
                                          jeff hammond
                                          last edited by

                                          @unknownuser said:

                                          'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

                                          I'm in need of a number 2's ๐Ÿ˜ณ

                                          @paul russam said:

                                          Dropping the kids of at the pool:
                                          Going for a number 2

                                          deuce..
                                          take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

                                          dotdotdot

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                                          • J Offline
                                            john.warburton
                                            last edited by

                                            As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                                            Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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