Funny! Reminds me of when I lived on a farm and had to teach a calf to eat solid food(for real).
I used to look after the cat of a friend of a friend, and it required a pill with it's meal. After listening to her instructions on how to give the cat it's pills (for kidney ailment, so it was important cat got it) in which it frequently spit it out, I opted to crush the pill between two spoons and mix it in the food. Problem solved. Seems logiocal to me, but I keep encountering people who go through the difficult task of trying to cram it down the cat's throat.
Cheese works good for dogs' pills too, if you don't have bacon handy.