Two boys were known in their town for being badly behaved, if there was any trouble in the town it was normally one of these two boys.
Finally the mother of one of these wayward lads hears that a pastor in the neighbouring town has had a lot of success with this sort of situation.
So she arranges for both of the boys to have a chat with the pastor.
The first boy enters the church office and sits down on a uncomfortable chair in front of a large oak desk.
The pastor looks at the boy and asks in a loud booming voice
"Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy's face drops but he doesn't answer.
The pastor repeats the question but with more force.
"Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy begins to shake and his eyes begin to fill with tears but still no answer came for him.
The pastor pulls closer to the boys and repeats the question.
"Son, do you know where God is?"
This is to much for the child, he leaps up in floods of tears and runs out of the church only stopping to by his partner in crime.
He splutters out in between his sobs
"I think we’re in real trouble this time. God has gone missing and they think we've done it!"