Granted. You are stuck in a perpetual time loop. It is constantly 11:59 pm.

I wish I understood electrical systems better, enough to take the ARE exam (six down, three to go).

Granted, at the last minute the big wind changes course. But a bigger wind moves in to fill the void; George Bush visits your community...for a week.

I wish tomorrow's ARE exam would go well.

(they probably already do call me anal retentive. I've just reached the end of my rope)

Granted, but it's so big you don't have room for a computer, which means no more SketchUp, no more Sketchucation, and (heaven forbid!) no more "A fun little game."

I wish there were four more days left in the week.

Granted, but since your the one who gave him a thrashing, you have to nurse him back to health.

I wish at this moment I gave a damn.

Granted. "Ross at work" has been retired, and replaced with "Ross at work II," which works twice as much for half the pay.

I wish I had Wonder Twin Powers

Granted, but it taste like biscuit and gravy I make (and I cannot cook).

I wish the spiders infesting the outside of my home would leave!

Granted. But it's not the NFL your expecting. Have fun watching the National Forensic League debate (http://www.nflonline.org/Main/HomePage).

I wish I could cook better than I do

Granted, but now the job is left to the office tea boy (whatever that is) and he knows less then she does.

I wish the structural and electrical ARE exams were behind me.

Granted, but that means Christmas will never arrive, and millions of children around the world will be disappointed. That wasn't very nice of you.

I wish my house had a third bedroom.

Granted, but tea is very popular with some people, especially in England. When it disappears because of your wish, an angry and thirsty mob of tea drinkers, led by a group of unemployed office tea boys (whatever they are), hunt you down and your never heard from again.

I wish my headcold would clear up.

Granted, but after suffering a crushing defeat from Tinanne's son in soccer, he takes a different career path - he moves to England and becomes a professional office tea boy (whatever that is).

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

Granted, but as the Monty Python song goes, you have to wear suspenders, high heels, and a bra.

I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.

Granted, but your house has decided to rid itself of its human infestation.

I wish I weren't an only son.

Granted, but when you find your mangled computer mouses (mice?) in the garage, you realize too late your wish wasn't worded specifically enough.

I wish there really were a tea boy (whatever that is) in our office who would take this project - he/she can have what little aclaim there is.

Granted, but it distracts you from the present, and you keep bumping into people, things. Noticing this, everyone starts to believe you are mentally disabled.

I wish my boss would pull me off a certain project and give it to someone else.

Granted, but whle on vacation your office decides to get rid of all computer programs and go back to DataCAD.....and only DataCAD.

I wish my eye would stop bouncing around. It's giving me a headache.

Granted, but millions of people around the world, formerly employed by companies that combat such things, are now unemployed. It has a domino effect on the global economy. Google goes bankrupt. There will be no more SketchUp. I hope your satisfied, mister!

I wish one of my contractors would just do all changes for free, so I wouldn't have to deal with his change order proposals.

Probably the best way to avoid that would be to increase the number of segment in your arch. After drawing your arc (and before you extrude the shape), click select the curve, right click and open the entity info window - you should see the number of segments displayed. Change that number until the curve appears as smooth as you like.

Those look great. Looks like a bit of moire effect on the brick on the first image, though.

Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.

Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.