A fun little game.
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Granted, now all the spiders have come inside to party!
I wish I was retired.
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Granted. "Ross at work" has been retired, and replaced with "Ross at work II," which works twice as much for half the pay.
I wish I had Wonder Twin Powers
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ACTIVATED, but you can only form the shape of an eraser.
I wish I had kept up my racquetball skills the past 10 years.
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Granted, but there are no racquetball courts near you.
I wish I could wake up my mind today.
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Granted but the only thing on your schedule today is re-reading this entire thread 45 times and watching Dumb and Dumber.
I wish I had a beer right now.
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Granted, but your beer is only an American brew. (Ha,ha,ha -- Get it? You can't have a great Canadian or European beer, you poor sod, you have to drink American beer).
I wish I could buy Boo a great beer.
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Granted but you have to travel to the Czech Republic for some Budvar.
I wish Kevin the tea boy would get well soon.
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Granted, but since your the one who gave him a thrashing, you have to nurse him back to health.
I wish at this moment I gave a damn.
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Granted. Now you do give a damn, but you can't figure out why you care so much about everything and anything. Others call you 'anal-retentive'.
I wish I still had a big drawing table like Daniel.
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(they probably already do call me anal retentive. I've just reached the end of my rope)
Granted, but it's so big you don't have room for a computer, which means no more SketchUp, no more Sketchucation, and (heaven forbid!) no more "A fun little game."
I wish there were four more days left in the week.
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Granted. You personally get four more days of six hours each this weekend, equating to one normal full day. In order to maintain the laws of nature, you forfeit 29th February 2008. So your calendar goes out of sync with the rest of the world after that date.
I wish I were Santiago Calatrava.
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Granted, but you soon discover that grass isn't really greener on his side of the fence. Within a week you'll be longing for your old life back. It is afterall your life.
I wish I could learn to type faster...
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Granted but you end up doing all the typing for your friends, family, work colleagues and dirty unwashed student who can't be bothered to do their own papers.
I wish I could own a Tesla car and reduce my carbon footprint at 145mph
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Okay Granted! But to reduce your carbon footprint you move to a tiny cabin far off the grid. Living in your woods your Tesla can't be recharged so you use it as a guest room for when unexpected visitors drop by.
I wish you the best!
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@ross macintosh said:
I wish you the best!
Granted, but by wishing him the best you have reduced the "Carbon Wish" for the rest of us and we are not happy.
I wish I were a better cook.
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Granted but now you have to work for Gordon F-ing Ramsey
I wish that I could be part of S4
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Granted, you are now the right rear tire on an Audi S4.
I wish I knew what Tobobo meant by S4.
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Granted but now we have to kill you.
I wish I did not have to kill you.
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Granted, I was saved by the Secret Society of the Sketchucation Seven who still would not tell me what S4 stood for.
I wish I had an Audi S4, with the carbon footprint of a bicycle.
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Granted. Sorry but to achieve the reduced carbon footprint the engine had to be removed.
I wish the big wind blowing our way would change course. Here's what the weather channel says about it:
@unknownuser said:
SOUTHEASTERLY WINDS GUSTING UP TO 90 KM/H TONIGHT AND SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS GUSTING TO 120 KM/H EARLY SUNDAY.
DANGEROUS POST-TROPICAL STORM NOEL WILL APPROACH NOVA SCOTIA TODAY AND TRACK ACROSS THE BAY OF FUNDY TONIGHT REACHING THE GULF OF ST LAWRENCE SUNDAY MORNING. THE MAIN THREAT WITH THIS STORM WILL BE POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS..HEAVY RAIN AND POUNDING OCEAN WAVES. GUSTY EASTERLY WINDS UP TO 90 KM/H WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING. WINDS WILL BECOME SOUTHWEST WITH GUSTS AS HIGH AS 120 KM/H SUNDAY MORNING. THESE WINDS COULD LEAD TO DOWNED TREES AND POWER LINES LEADING TO POWER INTERUPTIONS AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO ROOFING AND CLADDING MATERIAL ON SOME HOMES. RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF UP TO 50 MILLIMETRES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE PROVINCE. THE RAIN WILL QUICKLY TAPER OFF SUNDAY MORNING. RAINFALL MAY CAUSE LOCALIZED FLOODING IN PRONE AREAS..ESPECIALLY WHERE LEAF LITTER CLOGS STORM DRAINS. 5-METER WAVES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE GULF WATERS..EROSION OF SOME BEACHES IS LIKELY. HIGH WATER LEVELS ALONG THE NORTHUMBERLAND STRAIT ARE EXPECTED TONIGHT.Five metre waves and 120km/hr winds are not a good thing.
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