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    Daniel
    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:44

    Granted, but whle on vacation your office decides to get rid of all computer programs and go back to DataCAD.....and only DataCAD.

    I wish my eye would stop bouncing around. It's giving me a headache.

    My avatar is an anachronism.

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      Tobobo
      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:44

      Granted but now you're so up on pain killers you can't draw on the blue axis.

      I wish I could instantly transport anywhere in the world and therefore say hundreds on transport costs.

      Toby

      Philippians 4:13

      I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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        solo
        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:45

        Granted, however the price of teleport visas cost an absolute fortune and the security checks take hours for you to get green light to beam on.

        I wish SU7 has organic modelling tools.

        http://www.solos-art.com

        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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          Anssi
          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:56

          Granted. The tools are so organic that the critters you make will eat your motherboard.

          I wish SU 7 had fat faces

          Anssi

          securi adversus homines, securi adversus deos rem difficillimam adsecuti sunt, ut illis ne voto quidem opus esset

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            Steven Johnson
            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:56

            Granted, but these fat faces are sick of getting pinched by adoring grandparents.

            I wish I could identify this melody that has been going through my head for days...

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              Tobobo
              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:57

              Granted......The tune is the conga but everybody in your office are too boring to participate thus leaving you to sing to yourself Do Do Do lets all do the conga.

              I wish I could connect my brain to my computer so there is no need for the slowness of mice and keyboards

              Toby

              Philippians 4:13

              I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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                solo
                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:57

                Granted you are a human puter, however an upgrade to the new chipset requires surgery, the cost of growing Ram cells is daunting leaving you super slow as upgrading is not financially possible.

                I wish I could figure out my network render soon.

                http://www.solos-art.com

                If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                  Tobobo
                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:58

                  Granted....But if i had a clue on what your were on about i'd help, but I don't so there 😉

                  I wish I could where what I want for work all the time not just Fridays.

                  Toby

                  Philippians 4:13

                  I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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                    solo
                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:58

                    Granted, you can now be 'where' you want but must 'wear' a suit.

                    I wish I had the ability to se the future.

                    http://www.solos-art.com

                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                      Daniel
                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:58

                      Granted, but it distracts you from the present, and you keep bumping into people, things. Noticing this, everyone starts to believe you are mentally disabled.

                      I wish my boss would pull me off a certain project and give it to someone else.

                      My avatar is an anachronism.

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                        Tobobo
                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:59

                        Granted but the acclaim you would have recived from said project for all your hard work has been given to the tea boy Kevin

                        I wish I could be Quater-back for Green Bay.

                        Toby

                        Philippians 4:13

                        I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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                          boofredlay
                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:59

                          Granted but nobody is collecting those quarters so what is the point.

                          I wish my cat would solve my mouse problem in the garage.

                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                            Daniel
                            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:59

                            Granted, but when you find your mangled computer mouses (mice?) in the garage, you realize too late your wish wasn't worded specifically enough.

                            I wish there really were a tea boy (whatever that is) in our office who would take this project - he/she can have what little aclaim there is.

                            My avatar is an anachronism.

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                              boofredlay
                              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:00

                              Granted but the next project you get is twice as grueling, daunting, aggrivating and painful. Now you wish you had Tea Boy's project.

                              I wish my house would clean itself.

                              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                Daniel
                                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:00

                                Granted, but your house has decided to rid itself of its human infestation.

                                I wish I weren't an only son.

                                My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                  Steven Johnson
                                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:01

                                  Granted, but the family that adopted you could only afford one of you and not the other 6 in the litter.

                                  I wish I were a lumberjack.

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                                    Daniel
                                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:01

                                    Granted, but as the Monty Python song goes, you have to wear suspenders, high heels, and a bra.

                                    I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.

                                    My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                      boofredlay
                                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:13

                                      @daniel said:

                                      I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.

                                      Granted but it is only because tea boy (whatever that is) next to you called.

                                      I wish I did not have to watch what I eat.

                                      http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                        tinanne
                                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:14

                                        Granted, but now you can't eat at all and have to watch everyone else eat.

                                        I wish my son's soccer team had won their game yesterday

                                        Executive Director : American Society of Architectural Illustrators
                                        AIP 30 Competition opens soon. ASAI.org

                                        Architectural Rendering

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                                          Steven Johnson
                                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 23:20

                                          Granted, but that would mean my son would have lost and I can not let you crush his hopes, dreams and aspirations of being the next Zinedine Zidane (just wanted to give you that little heads up).

                                          I only wish I had a son.

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