A fun little game.
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Granted, they are, now turn around and take them.
I wish my wife were not so stressed out at her job.
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Granted but now that she no longer is stressed out, she giggles with glee all the time and its driving you freak'n crazy!
I wish, I wish, I wish it was easier to think of wishes.
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Granted, wishes are all you can think about. You are only able to think about what you want, you are unable to think about how to get there.
I wish I woke up refreshed in the morning.
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Granted but now you're woken by the biggest bucket cold ice water every morning
I wish that I could watch the NFL game at Wembly this weekend.
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Granted. But it's not the NFL your expecting. Have fun watching the National Forensic League debate (http://www.nflonline.org/Main/HomePage ).
I wish I could cook better than I do
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Granted but it is only gourmet cat food that you can cook better.
I wish my cat had not taken it upon himself to use my daughter's closet as a bathroom.
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Granted but now it uses your car.
I wish I could live in some of my models.
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Granted but you are 2D and not facing the camera.
I wish for no more mice to enter my garage as I am tired of discarding their dead bodies in the traps I set.
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Granted but now your supper taste like your garage
I wish my oatmeal taste like gravy biscuts
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Granted, but it taste like biscuit and gravy I make (and I cannot cook).
I wish the spiders infesting the outside of my home would leave!
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Granted, now all the spiders have come inside to party!
I wish I was retired.
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Granted. "Ross at work" has been retired, and replaced with "Ross at work II," which works twice as much for half the pay.
I wish I had Wonder Twin Powers
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ACTIVATED, but you can only form the shape of an eraser.
I wish I had kept up my racquetball skills the past 10 years.
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Granted, but there are no racquetball courts near you.
I wish I could wake up my mind today.
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Granted but the only thing on your schedule today is re-reading this entire thread 45 times and watching Dumb and Dumber.
I wish I had a beer right now.
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Granted, but your beer is only an American brew. (Ha,ha,ha -- Get it? You can't have a great Canadian or European beer, you poor sod, you have to drink American beer).
I wish I could buy Boo a great beer.
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Granted but you have to travel to the Czech Republic for some Budvar.
I wish Kevin the tea boy would get well soon.
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Granted, but since your the one who gave him a thrashing, you have to nurse him back to health.
I wish at this moment I gave a damn.
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Granted. Now you do give a damn, but you can't figure out why you care so much about everything and anything. Others call you 'anal-retentive'.
I wish I still had a big drawing table like Daniel.
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(they probably already do call me anal retentive. I've just reached the end of my rope)
Granted, but it's so big you don't have room for a computer, which means no more SketchUp, no more Sketchucation, and (heaven forbid!) no more "A fun little game."
I wish there were four more days left in the week.
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