A fun little game.
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Granted but now you're woken by the biggest bucket cold ice water every morning
I wish that I could watch the NFL game at Wembly this weekend.
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Granted. But it's not the NFL your expecting. Have fun watching the National Forensic League debate (http://www.nflonline.org/Main/HomePage ).
I wish I could cook better than I do
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Granted but it is only gourmet cat food that you can cook better.
I wish my cat had not taken it upon himself to use my daughter's closet as a bathroom.
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Granted but now it uses your car.
I wish I could live in some of my models.
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Granted but you are 2D and not facing the camera.
I wish for no more mice to enter my garage as I am tired of discarding their dead bodies in the traps I set.
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Granted but now your supper taste like your garage
I wish my oatmeal taste like gravy biscuts
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Granted, but it taste like biscuit and gravy I make (and I cannot cook).
I wish the spiders infesting the outside of my home would leave!
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Granted, now all the spiders have come inside to party!
I wish I was retired.
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Granted. "Ross at work" has been retired, and replaced with "Ross at work II," which works twice as much for half the pay.
I wish I had Wonder Twin Powers
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ACTIVATED, but you can only form the shape of an eraser.
I wish I had kept up my racquetball skills the past 10 years.
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Granted, but there are no racquetball courts near you.
I wish I could wake up my mind today.
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Granted but the only thing on your schedule today is re-reading this entire thread 45 times and watching Dumb and Dumber.
I wish I had a beer right now.
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Granted, but your beer is only an American brew. (Ha,ha,ha -- Get it? You can't have a great Canadian or European beer, you poor sod, you have to drink American beer).
I wish I could buy Boo a great beer.
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Granted but you have to travel to the Czech Republic for some Budvar.
I wish Kevin the tea boy would get well soon.
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Granted, but since your the one who gave him a thrashing, you have to nurse him back to health.
I wish at this moment I gave a damn.
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Granted. Now you do give a damn, but you can't figure out why you care so much about everything and anything. Others call you 'anal-retentive'.
I wish I still had a big drawing table like Daniel.
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(they probably already do call me anal retentive. I've just reached the end of my rope)
Granted, but it's so big you don't have room for a computer, which means no more SketchUp, no more Sketchucation, and (heaven forbid!) no more "A fun little game."
I wish there were four more days left in the week.
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Granted. You personally get four more days of six hours each this weekend, equating to one normal full day. In order to maintain the laws of nature, you forfeit 29th February 2008. So your calendar goes out of sync with the rest of the world after that date.
I wish I were Santiago Calatrava.
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Granted, but you soon discover that grass isn't really greener on his side of the fence. Within a week you'll be longing for your old life back. It is afterall your life.
I wish I could learn to type faster...
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Granted but you end up doing all the typing for your friends, family, work colleagues and dirty unwashed student who can't be bothered to do their own papers.
I wish I could own a Tesla car and reduce my carbon footprint at 145mph
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