I have a bit of a problem with which I hope you guys can help . .

I downloaded 2013 for a minute, but changed my mind and off-loaded it immediately. (Nothin' against 13 per se I just didn't have time to play with it and decided to download it later) I did nothing else with my file structure. SU 8 still in tact, etc.

However . . .now all of my SKP files have been Hi-jacked by Google as the Default program and the "open with" won't let me changeit back to SU for some reason. So I have to open SU first and then hunt for the file thru the "Open" pull down in SU rather than just double-click on the file itself to open it.

Any ideas on how to fix this?

Thx in advance.

David

Works on accordions as well.

%(#FF0040)[* **Q:**What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A: You want to take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline]

From the Cover Page of a US Government Web-zine:

Obviously its only a small minority who are. I feel better already.

I knew it. . .

I have taught SU at a Local college as a side gig and I really enjoyed it. I had to quit due to time restraints. money-wise it wasn't worth it, but it was loads of fun and very satisfying. I wouldn't look to it for income-making --but if you just want a pay-it-forward kind of experience. . .it's great.

My students often got better than me after about . . .oh. ..20 minutes.

Here it is in use. . .

"hello! oh wait. . .Let me plug in my hand set!"

Hello? Oh yeah. .. much better".

I'm still trying to figure this one out. . ..I mean. . if you're already holding a phone up to your ear . ..

Is this an example of trying to be too cute by a half?

Like most criminals. . .Clever, but not smart. I guess.

The 19 year old kid was stupid.. He obviously didn't try to hide his hair or his enormous honker in anyway. The hat made him only easier to spot.

And why did they rob a 7-11 last night? It's one thing to have a holy cause for which you are willing to kill , maim and die. . . but when you need a Slurpee and Doritos . . .nothing else much matters. Just like for his brother, this will not end well for him. and the Problem with winding up in Hell . . .the Slurpee machine is always out of order.

Maybe world peace is possible after all if this can happen. . .

The very Picture of Heroism

Not a joke so much as just a question: from a writer I enjoy reading. . .

"Why did the explorers who discovered King Kong make such a huge deal about a big gorilla but not care one bit that they also found a thriving dinosaur population? hmmm .

**Guy 1: Oh my heck!! Look at the huge monkey!

Guy 2: Where!?!

Guy 1: Over there, behind that herd of brontosauruses, just to the right of the T-Rex.

Guy 2: oh yeah. . .Cool!

Guy 1: Hey! Let's kill all these pesky dinosaurs so we can capture the gorilla and we'll make a fortune when we bring it back to New York City.**

Does this strike anybody else as funny?

Thanks. I have that and I have run the little installer as well.

It's going now. thank you.

You see. . this is why I really shouldn't be wearing the green badge.

Thanks. I have that and I have run the little installer as well.

It's going now. thank you.

You see. . this is why I really shouldn't be wearing the green badge.

I have loaded Cleanup3 but i get this warning screen. I have tried searching for this addon but can't seem to find it. any help here?

@gaieus said:

@unknownuser said:

...The North Koreans were probably visiting Detroit...

Well, according to this article (sorry, it's Hungarian), at around 3:21, that underpass where the Dell ad is in Budapest, Hungary.

"or Detroit just cleverly disguised as Budapest" . . .Or it could've been The "Life in U.S. Exhibit at Epcot Center". The Snow Coffee is really expensive there tho.

I know things are not going well here in the US -- $16.7T in debt and all of that. . .but I had no idea. The North Koreans were probably visiting Detroit.

You'll Laugh! You'll cry! You'll Eat Birds with your Snow Coffee!

North Korea Visits the US

Another Great Fortune Cookie. My daughter got this one. She said. . ."Hey Dad, I think I got yours here by mistake. . ."

(I coulda posted it on the Fortune Cookie thread, but its way old. . . .)

Eric. .. thanks for posting the Original General Lee first. I don't know that I would've gotten the gag otherwise.

Its not you . .. it's me.