How's your mother for spuds?

[Rich O Brien]

'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

I'm in need of a number 2's

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@dermotcoll said:

i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry

Or,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."

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And a few more from down here...

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - to describe someone who's feeling ver-r-r-ry pleased with him/herself

pearl, pearler - excellent

crook - Sick, ill, seedy from a big night before..

Ankle biter - small child.

And the link to what all year 1 students should learn when growing up in Australia
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Just thought I'd adhere to Rich's 'no profanity' plea....

[Jackson]

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

[Alan Fraser]

[john.warburton]

"Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
"nohbut" = nothing but.

[TIG]

@jackson said:

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

[jeff hammond]

@jackson said:

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

haha.. i think i just got that one

[edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

[jeff hammond]

@unknownuser said:

'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

I'm in need of a number 2's

@paul russam said:

Dropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2

deuce..
take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

[john.warburton]

As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

[dermotcoll]

As useful as tits on a bull!!
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

[solo]

"You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

[jeff hammond]

'ball broth'

as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

[boofredlay]

[david_h]

As useful as:

A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. ..

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@unknownuser said:

As useful as:

A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. ..

Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......