:egrin: Boy oh boy, a promotion to officer class! Thanks Rob, does that mean that I get a plentiful supply of Speights 3 Star Ale, The Pride of the South? Well I suppose I could say anything but as I haven't been able to afford a beer for a while it must be subconsciously preying on my mind. If it makes you happy I shall desist and say something really cool, like "Have a nice day Sir". Sorry but I don't think it would be safe to put me in charge of morals because it's been a long hard winter here and the women are shopping for running shoes and I'm lurking in the shoe shop. 
Keep your bore clean and your powder dry, and lang may your lum reak.
Bill.
ps. Thanks for the explanation abt MCP, never really figured out the true meaning of that phrase either, it seems like different women have different interpretations, depending on their state of mind at the time.