How's your mother for spuds?
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Hi,
I'm interested to hear from other members some expressions used, the more non sensical the better, that you use daily but wouldn't make sense to others.
Please no profanities For example:
Greeting - "How's your mother for spuds?" (How are you doing?)
Answer - "Up to her arse in stalks" (Very busy) -
Here in the USA we have Ebonics.
How are you doing? = How iz ya doin' brace yourself foo'!
Very busy = I be busy and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
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@solo said:
Here in the USA we have Ebonics.
How are you doing? = How iz ya doin' brace yourself foo'!
Very busy = I be busy and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
That's Ghetto Bootylicious
You'd never expect a studious looking Gentleman like yourself to be 'down widda homeboyz'
Thinks it's time for a Avatar change Solo
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LOl, I have no idea what these Homeboys/Gang bangers are saying, I use an English to ebonics translator.
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"don't get lemon mate..."
used if someone is getting a bit mouthy or arrogant.
pav
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Would ya adam 'n eve it? 'e wants us ter tell 'im 'a things sound round 'ere. 'eaven and 'ell sir, as ya can tell, we 're talkin' cockney. And not that pony 'n' trap done by Three Card Trick bloody van Three Wheel Trike.
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@khai said:
Would ya adam 'n eve it? 'e wants us ter tell 'im 'a things sound round 'ere. 'eaven and 'ell sir, as ya can tell, we 're talkin' cockney. And not that pony 'n' trap done by Three Card Trick bloody van Three Wheel Trike.
sounds like something your avatar might say
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My office mates use the following daily:
"Fo Shizzle My Nizzle" = For Sure
"Frow Chickey" (or 'Sup Frow)= Hello
That or they just make Wookie sounds all day.My boss uses the following to a fault (we tease him almost daily):
"The angle of the dangle" = This is how it is.
"That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think
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Greeting - " How ya getting on? " ( How are you doing? )
Answer - " Tearing away like a tramp's jumper " ( Extremely busy )
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"Nice day today, isn't it" Is a sort of british way of saying 'hi', i quite like it in a sort of quirky way.
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He's sweating like a rapist:
Looks like he's going to be found outDropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2Taataa a bit:
Brumie (Birmingham) for see you laterDo you think I came up the Belfast lough in a bubble?:
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@unknownuser said:
"That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think
)i guess i'd have to hear him say it but if he's using it normally, it's more of a joke..
{on a construction site}
dirtbag #1 " hey! hurry up and come nail this thing!"
dirtbag #2 " that's what she said..."or maybe..
"that board's too short"
"that's what she said..."etc.
fwiw, a decent comeback is something like "I know, that's who I heard it from"
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"You're the mayor of Booger City" . ..doesn't mean anything. I just called that a lot as a kid.
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"Muck in...yer at yer grannies." Scouse for Bon Appetit.
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.
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'ow bist? (How are you)
I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you) -
Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
You're not much use at all!Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
I can't understand a word you're saying. -
you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
squash beef = reconcile -
Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher
Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"
Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"
Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"
Butcher:"Minced beef only"
Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"
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i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry
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