Re: Some Funny Pics.

solo

solo

Krisidious

@krisidious said:

...Well unlike Americans the rest of the world has a natural penis sock now don't they...

with the exception of Israel of course.

And all the Muslim world

Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

thomthom

The demonstration prank was great!

Gaieus

@krisidious said:

...Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

I dunno. Have you still got that little foreskin?

Edit: Abraham, the first to offer his foreskin to God ( ) had two sons. Ismael - the "father" of the Arabs - and Isaac - the forefather of the Jews.

So why not imagine it comes from the same tradition?

(No, actually it was an Egyptian custom which apparently spread in the Middle-East in many cultures later).

Box

How do you circumcise a whale?

With Four Skin Divers.

Boom tish

Krisidious

No, I don't... In America, at least when I was born, the Doctors didn't even ask parents, they just did it. And your right the covenant with god does come from Abraham the father of the fathers of both religions, so it would make sense that they both do it.

I bet you never thought you'd "know" me that well huh?

EDIT: I have it on good authority from a Muslim friend that all Muslims do indeed get the same treatment.

Krisidious

@box said:

How do you circumcise a whale?

With Four Skin Divers.

Boom tish

I bet that job takes some time.

Box

Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

Gaieus

A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

Krisidious

@box said:

Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

<-------------- Just became Vegan.

Krisidious

@gaieus said:

A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.

Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him

Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...

Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...

But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor

Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God"

Krisidious

I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

@unknownuser said:

A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"