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    • soloS Offline
      solo
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      http://www.solos-art.com

      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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      • KrisidiousK Offline
        Krisidious
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        @gaieus said:

        @krisidious said:

        ...Well unlike Americans the rest of the world has a natural penis sock now don't they...

        with the exception of Israel of course.

        And all the Muslim world

        Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

        By: Kristoff Rand
        Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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        • thomthomT Offline
          thomthom
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          🀣 The demonstration prank was great!

          Thomas Thomassen β€” SketchUp Monkey & Coding addict
          List of my plugins and link to the CookieWare fund

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          • GaieusG Offline
            Gaieus
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            @krisidious said:

            ...Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

            I dunno. Have you still got that little foreskin? πŸ˜‰


            Edit: Abraham, the first to offer his foreskin to God ( πŸ˜• ) had two sons. Ismael - the "father" of the Arabs - and Isaac - the forefather of the Jews.

            So why not imagine it comes from the same tradition?

            (No, actually it was an Egyptian custom which apparently spread in the Middle-East in many cultures later).

            Gai...

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            • BoxB Offline
              Box
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              How do you circumcise a whale?

              With Four Skin Divers.

              Boom tish

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              • KrisidiousK Offline
                Krisidious
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                No, I don't... In America, at least when I was born, the Doctors didn't even ask parents, they just did it. And your right the covenant with god does come from Abraham the father of the fathers of both religions, so it would make sense that they both do it.

                I bet you never thought you'd "know" me that well huh?

                EDIT: I have it on good authority from a Muslim friend that all Muslims do indeed get the same treatment.

                By: Kristoff Rand
                Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                • KrisidiousK Offline
                  Krisidious
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                  @box said:

                  How do you circumcise a whale?

                  With Four Skin Divers.

                  Boom tish

                  I bet that job takes some time.

                  By: Kristoff Rand
                  Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                  • BoxB Offline
                    Box
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                    Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

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                    • GaieusG Offline
                      Gaieus
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                      A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                      • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                      • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                        After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                      • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                      • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                      • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                      • Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

                      Gai...

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                      • KrisidiousK Offline
                        Krisidious
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                        @box said:

                        Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

                        <-------------- Just became Vegan.

                        By: Kristoff Rand
                        Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                        • KrisidiousK Offline
                          Krisidious
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                          @gaieus said:

                          A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                          • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                          • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                            After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                          • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                          • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                          • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                          • Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

                          I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God" 🀣

                          By: Kristoff Rand
                          Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                          • KrisidiousK Offline
                            Krisidious
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                            I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

                            @unknownuser said:

                            A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

                            The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

                            Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"

                            By: Kristoff Rand
                            Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                              rv1974
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                              Stanislavsky system:

                              http://24.media.tumblr.com/244176e4b16a8c2012fc035c43b3e27a/tumblr_mkx1b4UK4u1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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                              • PixeroP Offline
                                Pixero
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                                North Koreas leader has started working for the Swedish television news... 🀣
                                KIM.jpg

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                                • soloS Offline
                                  solo
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                                  Great news, the 2kb Ram module just arrived

                                  733887_558169607537910_1420233062_n.jpg

                                  http://www.solos-art.com

                                  If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                  • J Offline
                                    jpalm32
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                                    Wrong png use


                                    3C71.jpg

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                                    • thomthomT Offline
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                                      πŸ˜†

                                      Thomas Thomassen β€” SketchUp Monkey & Coding addict
                                      List of my plugins and link to the CookieWare fund

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                                      • GaieusG Offline
                                        Gaieus
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                                        @jpalm32 said:

                                        Wrong png use

                                        That's not "just" funny but quite artistic and original too!
                                        πŸ‘
                                        (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                        πŸ˜„

                                        Gai...

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                                        • FrederikF Offline
                                          Frederik
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                                          @gaieus said:

                                          (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                          πŸ˜„

                                          I would agree, Csaba... πŸ‘
                                          πŸ˜†

                                          Cheers
                                          Kim Frederik

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                                            michaliszissiou
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                                            Are the black or the white patches are transparent?
                                            Neither of them, just Psed.

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