Re: Some Funny Pics.

Krisidious · 7 Apr 2013, 20:31

@box said:

How do you circumcise a whale?

With Four Skin Divers.

Boom tish

I bet that job takes some time.

Box · 7 Apr 2013, 20:34

Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

Gaieus · 7 Apr 2013, 20:35

A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

Krisidious · 7 Apr 2013, 20:36

@box said:

Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

<-------------- Just became Vegan.

Krisidious · 7 Apr 2013, 20:37

@gaieus said:

A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.

Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him

Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...

Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...

But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor

Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God"

Krisidious · 7 Apr 2013, 20:46

I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

@unknownuser said:

A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"