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    • soloS Offline
      solo
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      @krisidious said:

      Do they come in extra small?

      Need a tight fit? or is there another reason?

      http://www.solos-art.com

      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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      • olisheaO Offline
        olishea
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        πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

        @tig said:

        I can think of many many things into which I would put my penis/scrotum, long before considering using one of those... 😲
        Do these 'inventors' have no imagination whatsoever ??
        πŸ˜•

        Do enlighten us!

        oli

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        • Rich O BrienR Offline
          Rich O Brien Moderator
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          TIG's plug in

          Download the free D'oh Book for SketchUp πŸ“–

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          • KrisidiousK Offline
            Krisidious
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            @solo said:

            @krisidious said:

            Do they come in extra small?

            Need a tight fit? or is there another reason?

            Don't want to waste materials that won't be used... Just thinking green.

            @unknownuser said:

            Only in the U.S.

            Well unlike Americans the rest of the world has a natural penis sock now don't they...

            with the exception of Israel of course.

            By: Kristoff Rand
            Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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            • GaieusG Offline
              Gaieus
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              @krisidious said:

              ...Well unlike Americans the rest of the world has a natural penis sock now don't they...

              with the exception of Israel of course.

              And all the Muslim world

              Gai...

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              • GaieusG Offline
                Gaieus
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                https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526891_10151489133659361_883932022_n.jpg

                Gai...

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                • soloS Offline
                  solo
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                  http://www.solos-art.com

                  If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                  • soloS Offline
                    solo
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                    http://www.solos-art.com

                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                    • KrisidiousK Offline
                      Krisidious
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                      @gaieus said:

                      @krisidious said:

                      ...Well unlike Americans the rest of the world has a natural penis sock now don't they...

                      with the exception of Israel of course.

                      And all the Muslim world

                      Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

                      By: Kristoff Rand
                      Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                      • thomthomT Offline
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                        🀣 The demonstration prank was great!

                        Thomas Thomassen β€” SketchUp Monkey & Coding addict
                        List of my plugins and link to the CookieWare fund

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                        • GaieusG Offline
                          Gaieus
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                          @krisidious said:

                          ...Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

                          I dunno. Have you still got that little foreskin? πŸ˜‰


                          Edit: Abraham, the first to offer his foreskin to God ( πŸ˜• ) had two sons. Ismael - the "father" of the Arabs - and Isaac - the forefather of the Jews.

                          So why not imagine it comes from the same tradition?

                          (No, actually it was an Egyptian custom which apparently spread in the Middle-East in many cultures later).

                          Gai...

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                          • BoxB Offline
                            Box
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                            How do you circumcise a whale?

                            With Four Skin Divers.

                            Boom tish

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                            • KrisidiousK Offline
                              Krisidious
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                              No, I don't... In America, at least when I was born, the Doctors didn't even ask parents, they just did it. And your right the covenant with god does come from Abraham the father of the fathers of both religions, so it would make sense that they both do it.

                              I bet you never thought you'd "know" me that well huh?

                              EDIT: I have it on good authority from a Muslim friend that all Muslims do indeed get the same treatment.

                              By: Kristoff Rand
                              Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                              • KrisidiousK Offline
                                Krisidious
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                                @box said:

                                How do you circumcise a whale?

                                With Four Skin Divers.

                                Boom tish

                                I bet that job takes some time.

                                By: Kristoff Rand
                                Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                                • BoxB Offline
                                  Box
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                                  Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

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                                  • GaieusG Offline
                                    Gaieus
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                                    A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                                    • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                                    • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                                      After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                                    • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                                    • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                                    • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                                    • Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

                                    Gai...

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                                    • KrisidiousK Offline
                                      Krisidious
                                      last edited by

                                      @box said:

                                      Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

                                      <-------------- Just became Vegan.

                                      By: Kristoff Rand
                                      Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                                      • KrisidiousK Offline
                                        Krisidious
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                                        @gaieus said:

                                        A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                                        • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                                        • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                                          After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                                        • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                                        • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                                        • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                                        • Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

                                        I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God" 🀣

                                        By: Kristoff Rand
                                        Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                                        • KrisidiousK Offline
                                          Krisidious
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                                          I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

                                          @unknownuser said:

                                          A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

                                          The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

                                          Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"

                                          By: Kristoff Rand
                                          Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                                            rv1974
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                                            Stanislavsky system:

                                            http://24.media.tumblr.com/244176e4b16a8c2012fc035c43b3e27a/tumblr_mkx1b4UK4u1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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