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    • BoxB Offline
      Box
      last edited by

      How do you circumcise a whale?

      With Four Skin Divers.

      Boom tish

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      • KrisidiousK Offline
        Krisidious
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        No, I don't... In America, at least when I was born, the Doctors didn't even ask parents, they just did it. And your right the covenant with god does come from Abraham the father of the fathers of both religions, so it would make sense that they both do it.

        I bet you never thought you'd "know" me that well huh?

        EDIT: I have it on good authority from a Muslim friend that all Muslims do indeed get the same treatment.

        By: Kristoff Rand
        Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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        • KrisidiousK Offline
          Krisidious
          last edited by

          @box said:

          How do you circumcise a whale?

          With Four Skin Divers.

          Boom tish

          I bet that job takes some time.

          By: Kristoff Rand
          Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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          • BoxB Offline
            Box
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            Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

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            • GaieusG Offline
              Gaieus
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              A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

              • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
              • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
              • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
              • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
              • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
              • Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

              Gai...

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              • KrisidiousK Offline
                Krisidious
                last edited by

                @box said:

                Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

                <-------------- Just became Vegan.

                By: Kristoff Rand
                Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                • KrisidiousK Offline
                  Krisidious
                  last edited by

                  @gaieus said:

                  A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                  • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                  • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                    After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                  • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                  • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                  • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                  • Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

                  I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God" 🀣

                  By: Kristoff Rand
                  Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                  • KrisidiousK Offline
                    Krisidious
                    last edited by

                    I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

                    @unknownuser said:

                    A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

                    The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

                    Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"

                    By: Kristoff Rand
                    Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                    • R Offline
                      rv1974
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                      Stanislavsky system:

                      http://24.media.tumblr.com/244176e4b16a8c2012fc035c43b3e27a/tumblr_mkx1b4UK4u1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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                      • PixeroP Offline
                        Pixero
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                        North Koreas leader has started working for the Swedish television news... 🀣
                        KIM.jpg

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                        • soloS Offline
                          solo
                          last edited by

                          Great news, the 2kb Ram module just arrived

                          733887_558169607537910_1420233062_n.jpg

                          http://www.solos-art.com

                          If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                          • J Offline
                            jpalm32
                            last edited by

                            Wrong png use


                            3C71.jpg

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                            • thomthomT Offline
                              thomthom
                              last edited by

                              πŸ˜†

                              Thomas Thomassen β€” SketchUp Monkey & Coding addict
                              List of my plugins and link to the CookieWare fund

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                              • GaieusG Offline
                                Gaieus
                                last edited by

                                @jpalm32 said:

                                Wrong png use

                                That's not "just" funny but quite artistic and original too!
                                πŸ‘
                                (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                πŸ˜„

                                Gai...

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                                • FrederikF Offline
                                  Frederik
                                  last edited by

                                  @gaieus said:

                                  (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                  πŸ˜„

                                  I would agree, Csaba... πŸ‘
                                  πŸ˜†

                                  Cheers
                                  Kim Frederik

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                                  • michaliszissiouM Offline
                                    michaliszissiou
                                    last edited by

                                    Are the black or the white patches are transparent?
                                    Neither of them, just Psed.

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                                      majid
                                      last edited by

                                      Looking!


                                      look


                                      look at

                                      My inspiring A, B, Sketches book: https://sketchucation.com/shop/books/intermediate/2612-alphabet-inspired-sketches--inspiring-drills-for-architects--3d-artists-and-designers-

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                                      • olisheaO Offline
                                        olishea
                                        last edited by

                                        My favourite Harlem Shake.

                                        Just bizarre. Escalates quickly!! πŸ˜†

                                        oli

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                                          boofredlay
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                                          Zen Wayfinding.jpg

                                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                            dukejazz
                                            last edited by

                                            Jedi pictures - LOL
                                            http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Jedi&Form=R5FD18
                                            pic_0025.jpg

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