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    • GaieusG Offline
      Gaieus
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      @krisidious said:

      ...Muslims get circumcisions too? I had no idea. So it's all the God-lovers huh?

      I dunno. Have you still got that little foreskin? πŸ˜‰


      Edit: Abraham, the first to offer his foreskin to God ( πŸ˜• ) had two sons. Ismael - the "father" of the Arabs - and Isaac - the forefather of the Jews.

      So why not imagine it comes from the same tradition?

      (No, actually it was an Egyptian custom which apparently spread in the Middle-East in many cultures later).

      Gai...

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      • BoxB Offline
        Box
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        How do you circumcise a whale?

        With Four Skin Divers.

        Boom tish

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        • KrisidiousK Offline
          Krisidious
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          No, I don't... In America, at least when I was born, the Doctors didn't even ask parents, they just did it. And your right the covenant with god does come from Abraham the father of the fathers of both religions, so it would make sense that they both do it.

          I bet you never thought you'd "know" me that well huh?

          EDIT: I have it on good authority from a Muslim friend that all Muslims do indeed get the same treatment.

          By: Kristoff Rand
          Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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          • KrisidiousK Offline
            Krisidious
            last edited by

            @box said:

            How do you circumcise a whale?

            With Four Skin Divers.

            Boom tish

            I bet that job takes some time.

            By: Kristoff Rand
            Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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            • BoxB Offline
              Box
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              Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

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              • GaieusG Offline
                Gaieus
                last edited by

                A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                  After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                • Aaah yesss, that's indeed what she said, thanks! - says the patient.

                Gai...

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                • KrisidiousK Offline
                  Krisidious
                  last edited by

                  @box said:

                  Yep, but have you ever wondered where calamari comes from.

                  <-------------- Just became Vegan.

                  By: Kristoff Rand
                  Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                  • KrisidiousK Offline
                    Krisidious
                    last edited by

                    @gaieus said:

                    A man walks into the clinic and asks the doctor to castrate him

                    • Are you 100% sure? - asks the doctor.
                    • Ah yes, definitely - answers the patient.
                      After the operation, the doctor is still curious and cannot help but goes to the patient and asks him
                    • Now that the operation was successful, please, tell me what made you decide this way...
                    • Well - says the patient -, you know, I have been going out with this perfect woman in my life but she is Jewish and insisted...
                    • But that's not called 'castration' but 'circumcision' - says the doctor
                    • Aaah, that's indeed what she said - says the patient.

                    I wonder if our resident Atheist Solo is "Right with God" 🀣

                    By: Kristoff Rand
                    Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                    • KrisidiousK Offline
                      Krisidious
                      last edited by

                      I know this should go in the joke thread but I couldn't resist.

                      @unknownuser said:

                      A man and his wife were arguing about who was better... males or females... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could!

                      The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall.

                      Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed "Wait honey... no hands!"

                      By: Kristoff Rand
                      Home DesignerUnique House Plans

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                      • R Offline
                        rv1974
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                        Stanislavsky system:

                        http://24.media.tumblr.com/244176e4b16a8c2012fc035c43b3e27a/tumblr_mkx1b4UK4u1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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                        • PixeroP Offline
                          Pixero
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                          North Koreas leader has started working for the Swedish television news... 🀣
                          KIM.jpg

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                          • soloS Offline
                            solo
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                            Great news, the 2kb Ram module just arrived

                            733887_558169607537910_1420233062_n.jpg

                            http://www.solos-art.com

                            If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                            • J Offline
                              jpalm32
                              last edited by

                              Wrong png use


                              3C71.jpg

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                              • thomthomT Offline
                                thomthom
                                last edited by

                                πŸ˜†

                                Thomas Thomassen β€” SketchUp Monkey & Coding addict
                                List of my plugins and link to the CookieWare fund

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                                • GaieusG Offline
                                  Gaieus
                                  last edited by

                                  @jpalm32 said:

                                  Wrong png use

                                  That's not "just" funny but quite artistic and original too!
                                  πŸ‘
                                  (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                  πŸ˜„

                                  Gai...

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                                  • FrederikF Offline
                                    Frederik
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                                    @gaieus said:

                                    (I'd say it's not "png" but a "clipmap" though)
                                    πŸ˜„

                                    I would agree, Csaba... πŸ‘
                                    πŸ˜†

                                    Cheers
                                    Kim Frederik

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                                    • michaliszissiouM Offline
                                      michaliszissiou
                                      last edited by

                                      Are the black or the white patches are transparent?
                                      Neither of them, just Psed.

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                                          olishea
                                          last edited by

                                          My favourite Harlem Shake.

                                          Just bizarre. Escalates quickly!! πŸ˜†

                                          oli

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                                            Zen Wayfinding.jpg

                                            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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