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      pav_3j
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      best thread EVER

      pav

      Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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        kwistenbiebel
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        @archi rag said:

        Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

        Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

        😄

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          pav_3j
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          @kwistenbiebel said:

          @archi rag said:

          Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

          Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

          😄

          dude, we all were.
          by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

          pav

          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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            pilou
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            Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme ❓ 😉

            Frenchy Pilou
            Is beautiful that please without concept!
            My Little site :)

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              boofredlay
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              No helmet... enough said!

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              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                remus
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                Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.

                http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                  KDSDESIGN
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                  funny

                  Regards,
                  █Kevin█

                  (about 20% done)

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                    pav_3j
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                    yes, he's funny too.

                    not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                    he he

                    pav

                    Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                      KDSDESIGN
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                      @pav_3j said:

                      yes, he's funny too.

                      not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                      he he

                      pav

                      there are a few sites with this stuff on it

                      Regards,
                      █Kevin█

                      (about 20% done)

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                        BTM
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                        IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                        ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                        (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                        Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                        Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                        Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                        Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                        If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                        Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                        Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                        The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                        If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

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                          KDSDESIGN
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                          @daniel said:

                          Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
                          [attachment=0:2uqg5ffs]<!-- ia0 -->chuck-einstein.jpg<!-- ia0 -->[/attachment:2uqg5ffs]

                          🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 funny

                          Regards,
                          █Kevin█

                          (about 20% done)

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                            KDSDESIGN
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                            @unknownuser said:

                            IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                            ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                            (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                            Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                            Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                            Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                            Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                            If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                            Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                            Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                            The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                            If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

                            again funny

                            Regards,
                            █Kevin█

                            (about 20% done)

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                              KDSDESIGN
                              last edited by

                              to find more look up:
                              chuck norris facts

                              Regards,
                              █Kevin█

                              (about 20% done)

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                                roadkill
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                                Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

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                                  KDSDESIGN
                                  last edited by

                                  i saw that one.
                                  Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.

                                  Regards,
                                  █Kevin█

                                  (about 20% done)

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                                    KDSDESIGN
                                    last edited by

                                    i saw that on a site.

                                    Regards,
                                    █Kevin█

                                    (about 20% done)

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                                      pav_3j
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                                      @kdsdesign said:

                                      to find more look up:
                                      chuck norris facts

                                      he he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...

                                      tee hee.

                                      pav

                                      Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                        KDSDESIGN
                                        last edited by

                                        lol

                                        Regards,
                                        █Kevin█

                                        (about 20% done)

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                                          GUNAWAN W
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                                          chuck norris facts

                                          1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
                                          2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
                                          3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
                                          4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
                                          5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
                                          6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
                                          7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
                                          8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
                                            😲
                                          http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
                                          
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                                            Chuck Norris
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                                            @gunawan w said:

                                            chuck norris facts
                                            7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

                                            That's is a good one, keep em up 😄

                                            "Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

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