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    • DanielD Offline
      Daniel
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      Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
      chuck-einstein.jpg

      My avatar is an anachronism.

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      • R Offline
        remus
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        🤣 chuck norris=bad ass

        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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        • soloS Offline
          solo
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          And he does hip-hop SCF style!!


          http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4823/chuckycx4.gif

          http://www.solos-art.com

          If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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          • G Offline
            guite
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            🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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            • K Offline
              kwistenbiebel
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              🤣 That's great Pete!

              It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.

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              • StinkieS Offline
                Stinkie
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                Amazing. 😲

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                  Chuck Norris
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                  'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

                  That one actually is true 😄

                  "Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

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                    mateo soletic
                    last edited by

                    Bad ass

                    [Concept Illustrations](http://concept-illustrations.com/)

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                    • daleD Offline
                      dale
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                      @chuck norris said:

                      'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

                      That one actually is true 😄

                      So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"

                      Just monkeying around....like Monsanto

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                        Archi Rag
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                        Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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                          pav_3j
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                          best thread EVER

                          pav

                          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                            kwistenbiebel
                            last edited by

                            @archi rag said:

                            Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                            Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                            😄

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                              pav_3j
                              last edited by

                              @kwistenbiebel said:

                              @archi rag said:

                              Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                              Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                              😄

                              dude, we all were.
                              by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

                              pav

                              Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                pilou
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                                Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme ❓ 😉

                                Frenchy Pilou
                                Is beautiful that please without concept!
                                My Little site :)

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                                • boofredlayB Offline
                                  boofredlay
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                                  No helmet... enough said!

                                  Halo.jpeg

                                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                    remus
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                                    Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.

                                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                      KDSDESIGN
                                      last edited by

                                      funny

                                      Regards,
                                      █Kevin█

                                      (about 20% done)

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                                        pav_3j
                                        last edited by

                                        yes, he's funny too.

                                        not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                                        he he

                                        pav

                                        Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                          KDSDESIGN
                                          last edited by

                                          @pav_3j said:

                                          yes, he's funny too.

                                          not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                                          he he

                                          pav

                                          there are a few sites with this stuff on it

                                          Regards,
                                          █Kevin█

                                          (about 20% done)

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                                            BTM
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                                            IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                                            ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                                            (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                                            Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                                            Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                                            Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                                            Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                                            If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                                            Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                                            Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                                            The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                                            If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

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