CHUCK NORRIS
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Amazing.
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'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
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Bad ass
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@chuck norris said:
'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"
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Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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best thread EVER
pav
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@archi rag said:
Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!
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@kwistenbiebel said:
@archi rag said:
Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!
dude, we all were.
by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.pav
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Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme
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No helmet... enough said!
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Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.
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funny
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yes, he's funny too.
not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...
he he
pav
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@pav_3j said:
yes, he's funny too.
not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...
he he
pav
there are a few sites with this stuff on it
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IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.(Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.
Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.
Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.
The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols:
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@daniel said:
Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
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@unknownuser said:
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.(Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.
Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.
Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.
The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols:
again funny
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to find more look up:
chuck norris facts -
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice
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i saw that one.
Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.
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