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    • K Offline
      kwistenbiebel
      last edited by

      🤣 That's great Pete!

      It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.

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      • StinkieS Offline
        Stinkie
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        Amazing. 😲

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          Chuck Norris
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          'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

          That one actually is true 😄

          "Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

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            mateo soletic
            last edited by

            Bad ass

            [Concept Illustrations](http://concept-illustrations.com/)

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            • daleD Offline
              dale
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              @chuck norris said:

              'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

              That one actually is true 😄

              So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"

              Just monkeying around....like Monsanto

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                Archi Rag
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                Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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                  pav_3j
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                  best thread EVER

                  pav

                  Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                    kwistenbiebel
                    last edited by

                    @archi rag said:

                    Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                    Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                    😄

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                      pav_3j
                      last edited by

                      @kwistenbiebel said:

                      @archi rag said:

                      Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                      Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                      😄

                      dude, we all were.
                      by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

                      pav

                      Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                        pilou
                        last edited by

                        Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme ❓ 😉

                        Frenchy Pilou
                        Is beautiful that please without concept!
                        My Little site :)

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                          boofredlay
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                          No helmet... enough said!

                          Halo.jpeg

                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                            remus
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                            Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.

                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                              KDSDESIGN
                              last edited by

                              funny

                              Regards,
                              █Kevin█

                              (about 20% done)

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                                pav_3j
                                last edited by

                                yes, he's funny too.

                                not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                                he he

                                pav

                                Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                  KDSDESIGN
                                  last edited by

                                  @pav_3j said:

                                  yes, he's funny too.

                                  not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                                  he he

                                  pav

                                  there are a few sites with this stuff on it

                                  Regards,
                                  █Kevin█

                                  (about 20% done)

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                                    BTM
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                                    IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                                    ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                                    (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                                    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                                    Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                                    Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                                    Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                                    If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                                    Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                                    Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                                    The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                                    If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

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                                      KDSDESIGN
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                                      @daniel said:

                                      Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
                                      [attachment=0:2uqg5ffs]<!-- ia0 -->chuck-einstein.jpg<!-- ia0 -->[/attachment:2uqg5ffs]

                                      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 funny

                                      Regards,
                                      █Kevin█

                                      (about 20% done)

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                                        KDSDESIGN
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                                        @unknownuser said:

                                        IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                                        ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                                        (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                                        Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                                        Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                                        Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                                        Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                                        If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                                        Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                                        Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                                        The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                                        If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

                                        again funny

                                        Regards,
                                        █Kevin█

                                        (about 20% done)

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                                          KDSDESIGN
                                          last edited by

                                          to find more look up:
                                          chuck norris facts

                                          Regards,
                                          █Kevin█

                                          (about 20% done)

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                                            roadkill
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                                            Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

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