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      ehaflett
      last edited by

      Chuck Norris says 'never'.

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        pav_3j
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        @mateo soletic said:

        Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:

        well, i never saw that coming!

        brilliant

        Pav

        Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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          boofredlay
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          Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

          Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

          Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

          Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

          Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

          The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

          Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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            Daniel
            last edited by

            Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
            chuck-einstein.jpg

            My avatar is an anachronism.

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              remus
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              🤣 chuck norris=bad ass

              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                solo
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                And he does hip-hop SCF style!!


                http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4823/chuckycx4.gif

                http://www.solos-art.com

                If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                  guite
                  last edited by

                  🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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                    kwistenbiebel
                    last edited by

                    🤣 That's great Pete!

                    It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.

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                      Stinkie
                      last edited by

                      Amazing. 😲

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                        Chuck Norris
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                        'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

                        That one actually is true 😄

                        "Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

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                          mateo soletic
                          last edited by

                          Bad ass

                          [Concept Illustrations](http://concept-illustrations.com/)

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                            dale
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                            @chuck norris said:

                            'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

                            That one actually is true 😄

                            So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"

                            Just monkeying around....like Monsanto

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                              Archi Rag
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                              Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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                                pav_3j
                                last edited by

                                best thread EVER

                                pav

                                Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                  kwistenbiebel
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                                  @archi rag said:

                                  Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                                  Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                                  😄

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                                    pav_3j
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                                    @kwistenbiebel said:

                                    @archi rag said:

                                    Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

                                    Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

                                    😄

                                    dude, we all were.
                                    by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

                                    pav

                                    Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                      pilou
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                                      Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme ❓ 😉

                                      Frenchy Pilou
                                      Is beautiful that please without concept!
                                      My Little site :)

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                                        boofredlay
                                        last edited by

                                        No helmet... enough said!

                                        Halo.jpeg

                                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                          remus
                                          last edited by

                                          Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.

                                          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                            KDSDESIGN
                                            last edited by

                                            funny

                                            Regards,
                                            █Kevin█

                                            (about 20% done)

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