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    • daleD Offline
      dale
      last edited by

      @chuck norris said:

      'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

      That one actually is true 😄

      So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"

      Just monkeying around....like Monsanto

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        Archi Rag
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        Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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          pav_3j
          last edited by

          best thread EVER

          pav

          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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            kwistenbiebel
            last edited by

            @archi rag said:

            Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

            Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

            😄

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              pav_3j
              last edited by

              @kwistenbiebel said:

              @archi rag said:

              Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

              Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled! 👿

              😄

              dude, we all were.
              by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

              pav

              Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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              • pilouP Offline
                pilou
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                Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme ❓ 😉

                Frenchy Pilou
                Is beautiful that please without concept!
                My Little site :)

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                • boofredlayB Offline
                  boofredlay
                  last edited by

                  No helmet... enough said!

                  Halo.jpeg

                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                    remus
                    last edited by

                    Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.

                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                      KDSDESIGN
                      last edited by

                      funny

                      Regards,
                      █Kevin█

                      (about 20% done)

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                        pav_3j
                        last edited by

                        yes, he's funny too.

                        not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                        he he

                        pav

                        Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                          KDSDESIGN
                          last edited by

                          @pav_3j said:

                          yes, he's funny too.

                          not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

                          he he

                          pav

                          there are a few sites with this stuff on it

                          Regards,
                          █Kevin█

                          (about 20% done)

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                            BTM
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                            IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                            ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                            (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                            Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                            Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                            Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                            Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                            If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                            Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                            Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                            The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                            If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

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                              KDSDESIGN
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                              @daniel said:

                              Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
                              [attachment=0:2uqg5ffs]<!-- ia0 -->chuck-einstein.jpg<!-- ia0 -->[/attachment:2uqg5ffs]

                              🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 funny

                              Regards,
                              █Kevin█

                              (about 20% done)

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                                KDSDESIGN
                                last edited by

                                @unknownuser said:

                                IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
                                ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

                                (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
                                Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

                                Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

                                Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

                                Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                                If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

                                Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

                                Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

                                The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

                                If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

                                again funny

                                Regards,
                                █Kevin█

                                (about 20% done)

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                                  KDSDESIGN
                                  last edited by

                                  to find more look up:
                                  chuck norris facts

                                  Regards,
                                  █Kevin█

                                  (about 20% done)

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                                    roadkill
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                                    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

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                                      KDSDESIGN
                                      last edited by

                                      i saw that one.
                                      Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.

                                      Regards,
                                      █Kevin█

                                      (about 20% done)

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                                        KDSDESIGN
                                        last edited by

                                        i saw that on a site.

                                        Regards,
                                        █Kevin█

                                        (about 20% done)

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                                          pav_3j
                                          last edited by

                                          @kdsdesign said:

                                          to find more look up:
                                          chuck norris facts

                                          he he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...

                                          tee hee.

                                          pav

                                          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                                            KDSDESIGN
                                            last edited by

                                            lol

                                            Regards,
                                            █Kevin█

                                            (about 20% done)

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