A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted. But you don't have a 360.
I wish everyone a merry Christmas.
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Granted, but we all have a horrible New Year.
I wish for a penny.
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@unknownuser said:
Granted, but we all have a horrible New Year.
I wish for a penny.
Granted. Knock your self out, lucky bastard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_(The_Big_Bang_Theory)
The bad part comes 9 months later
I wish I had somewhere to go for the NEW YEAR party.
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Granted, Guantanamo Bay is supposedly beautiful this time of year.
I wish the pipes from my well would defrost.
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Granted but all your lads have been using your well for a urinal as they pass you by on their way to and from the pub.
I wish I had a better attitude right now.
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For a split second, your attitude changes to a very happy mood. But now your back to whatever mood you were in before.
I wish I hadn't sanded my wrist on the grinding wheel...
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Granted. Your wrist is fine. Your face on the other hand . . .
I wish I actually wanted something for Christmas this year.
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Granted, but no way are you going to get it.
I wish to figure out what that intriguing package under the tree is...
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Granted. But then someone points out that skirt belongs around the tree, not around your waist.
I wish Vue 9 Infinite would go on sale.
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Granted. Now Sketchup costs $3000 per tool.
I wish my 3d model will turn out.
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Granted but you really don't like how it turned out.
I wish my knees would stop hurting so much.
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Granted. Now your head hurts.
I wish Sketchucation had more smileys.
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Granted . . .but the smiles are vertical.I wish my new glasses would get here! I can't see a blessed thing!!!
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Granted. 'Fraid you have a bad postal service, as their lenses have fallen out and broken.
I wish for manicotti
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Let's resurrect this one...
@unknownuser said:
I wish for manicotti
Granted but now your jaw has been wired shut so you have to blend it into a liquid and drink it.
I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.
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@boofredlay said:
Let's resurrect this one...
I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.
Granted, just remove the resurrection zombie from it first.
I wish I could find the common sense my (soon to be ex) wife lost somewhere along the way.
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Granted but you find it in your (soon to be ex) mother-in-law's underwear drawer.
I wish I did not have to have a cavity filled Wednesday.
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Granted, but now it will stay void.
I wish I didn't find this thread!
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Granted, you've now lost viewing privileges for this topic.
I wish Windows 10 would stop changing my keyboard so " becomes @ and @ becomes /
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Granted, but your keyboards grows legs and hides.
I wish the Star Trek Universe was real and we could communicate with aliens, apart from the aliens we have already (politicians), they just don't listen.
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