A Fun Little Game, Continued...

GoldenFrog · 22 Dec 2010, 20:12

Granted. They all have a very happy holiday, and they all get drunk fast. Soon, they're all in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

I wish I hadn't eaten the soap bar.

dale · 22 Dec 2010, 21:05

Granted - You actually didn't eat the soap bar, your at the Soap Bar, You know, the one on 10th Street, and you've been there for 14 hours putting them back. So you really just hallucinated that you ate the soap bar. Oh See you at the hospital.

I wish rain didn't get you so wet.

SketchUpNoobie · 23 Dec 2010, 03:00

Granted. It burns.

I wish it would snow here for once.

GoldenFrog · 23 Dec 2010, 23:07

Granted. For every snow flake, there's 100 drops of rain to go with it.

I wish I had a more fun wirting assignment.

dale · 24 Dec 2010, 14:34

Granted... You have to write all wrongs.

I wish I could predict these extremes in weather.

Marian · 24 Dec 2010, 15:00

@dale said:

Granted... You have to write all wrongs.

I wish I could predict these extremes in weather.

Granted, you become a weather Guru but the burden makes you snap and you land in an asylum.

I whish this continued fun little game would become an Xbox 360 hit.

GoldenFrog · 24 Dec 2010, 16:27

Granted. But you don't have a 360.

I wish everyone a merry Christmas.

SketchUpNoobie · 24 Dec 2010, 20:06

Granted, but we all have a horrible New Year.

I wish for a penny.

Marian · 24 Dec 2010, 20:22

@unknownuser said:

Granted, but we all have a horrible New Year.

I wish for a penny.

Granted. Knock your self out, lucky bastard.

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The bad part comes 9 months later

I wish I had somewhere to go for the NEW YEAR party.

Rich O Brien · 24 Dec 2010, 21:19

Granted, Guantanamo Bay is supposedly beautiful this time of year.

I wish the pipes from my well would defrost.

boofredlay · 24 Dec 2010, 22:19

Granted but all your lads have been using your well for a urinal as they pass you by on their way to and from the pub.

I wish I had a better attitude right now.

GoldenFrog · 24 Dec 2010, 23:54

For a split second, your attitude changes to a very happy mood. But now your back to whatever mood you were in before.

I wish I hadn't sanded my wrist on the grinding wheel...

SketchUpNoobie · 25 Dec 2010, 03:07

Granted. Your wrist is fine. Your face on the other hand . . .

I wish I actually wanted something for Christmas this year.

GoldenFrog · 25 Dec 2010, 15:09

Granted, but no way are you going to get it.

I wish to figure out what that intriguing package under the tree is...

Daniel · 28 Dec 2010, 15:34

Granted. But then someone points out that skirt belongs around the tree, not around your waist.

I wish Vue 9 Infinite would go on sale.

GoldenFrog · 12 Feb 2011, 01:01

Granted. Now Sketchup costs $3000 per tool.

I wish my 3d model will turn out.

boofredlay · 12 Feb 2011, 04:05

Granted but you really don't like how it turned out.

I wish my knees would stop hurting so much.

GoldenFrog · 12 Feb 2011, 15:52

Granted. Now your head hurts.

I wish Sketchucation had more smileys.

david_h · 12 Feb 2011, 22:03

Granted . . .but the smiles are vertical.

I wish my new glasses would get here! I can't see a blessed thing!!!

GoldenFrog · 13 Feb 2011, 01:14

Granted. 'Fraid you have a bad postal service, as their lenses have fallen out and broken.

I wish for manicotti