A Fun Little Game, Continued...

[boofredlay]

Let's resurrect this one...

@unknownuser said:

I wish for manicotti

Granted but now your jaw has been wired shut so you have to blend it into a liquid and drink it.

I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.

[juju]

@boofredlay said:

Let's resurrect this one...

I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.

Granted, just remove the resurrection zombie from it first.

I wish I could find the common sense my (soon to be ex) wife lost somewhere along the way.

[boofredlay]

Granted but you find it in your (soon to be ex) mother-in-law's underwear drawer.

I wish I did not have to have a cavity filled Wednesday.

[JQL]

Granted, but now it will stay void.

I wish I didn't find this thread!

[Rich O Brien]

Granted, you've now lost viewing privileges for this topic.

I wish Windows 10 would stop changing my keyboard so " becomes @ and @ becomes /

[Mike Amos]

Granted, but your keyboards grows legs and hides.

I wish the Star Trek Universe was real and we could communicate with aliens, apart from the aliens we have already (politicians), they just don't listen.

[boofredlay]

Granted but now your home is infested with malevolent Tribbles from the Mirror universe.

I wish I had the time to learn Blender.

[solo]

Granted, you have all the time in the world to learn Blender as you are now unemployed.

I wish I took my opportunity to move to California when I was given it and not be stuck in Tex-ass.

[JQL]

Granted, but now you have no textiles to cover your ass.

I wish I had my viewing privileges for this topic given back...

[boofredlay]

Granted but now you need corrective eye surgery.

I wish I did not worry so much.