How's your mother for spuds?

[Jackson]

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

[Alan Fraser]

[john.warburton]

"Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
"nohbut" = nothing but.

[TIG]

@jackson said:

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

[jeff hammond]

@jackson said:

"Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

haha.. i think i just got that one

[edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

[jeff hammond]

@unknownuser said:

'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

I'm in need of a number 2's

@paul russam said:

Dropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2

deuce..
take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

[john.warburton]

As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

[dermotcoll]

As useful as tits on a bull!!
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

[solo]

"You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

[jeff hammond]

'ball broth'

as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

[boofredlay]

[david_h]

As useful as:

A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. ..

[utiler]

@unknownuser said:

As useful as:

A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
A kick stand on a freight train. . .
A car wash on a dirt road. ..

Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......