How's your mother for spuds?

jeff hammond

Would ya adam 'n eve it? 'e wants us ter tell 'im 'a things sound round 'ere. 'eaven and 'ell sir, as ya can tell, we 're talkin' cockney. And not that pony 'n' trap done by Three Card Trick bloody van Three Wheel Trike.

sounds like something your avatar might say

boofredlay

My office mates use the following daily:

"Fo Shizzle My Nizzle" = For Sure
"Frow Chickey" (or 'Sup Frow)= Hello
That or they just make Wookie sounds all day.

My boss uses the following to a fault (we tease him almost daily):

"The angle of the dangle" = This is how it is.
"That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think )

Rich O Brien

Greeting - " How ya getting on? " ( How are you doing? )

Answer - " Tearing away like a tramp's jumper " ( Extremely busy )

remus

"Nice day today, isn't it" Is a sort of british way of saying 'hi', i quite like it in a sort of quirky way.

Paul Russam

He's sweating like a rapist:
Looks like he's going to be found out

Dropping the kids of at the pool:
Going for a number 2

Taataa a bit:
Brumie (Birmingham) for see you later

Do you think I came up the Belfast lough in a bubble?:
Just how gullible do you think I am?

jeff hammond

@unknownuser said:

"That's what she said" = Yes or I understand (we think )

i guess i'd have to hear him say it but if he's using it normally, it's more of a joke..

{on a construction site}

dirtbag #1 " hey! hurry up and come nail this thing!"
dirtbag #2 " that's what she said..."

or maybe..
"that board's too short"
"that's what she said..."

etc.

fwiw, a decent comeback is something like "I know, that's who I heard it from"

david_h

"You're the mayor of Booger City" . ..doesn't mean anything. I just called that a lot as a kid.

Alan Fraser

"Muck in...yer at yer grannies." Scouse for Bon Appetit.

solo

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" - "That's great" in redneck.

PeterCharles

'ow bist? (How are you)
I be, 'ow's you? (I'm OK, how are you)

Alan Fraser

Th'art as much use as a one-legged mon at an arse-kicking contest.
You're not much use at all!

Art tawkin' ter me or chewin' a brick?
I can't understand a word you're saying.

JamesD

you got beef...? = do you have a problem with/want to fight...?
come see me = expression of self pride or confidence.
squash beef = reconcile

Rich O Brien

Sounds like something i'd tell my butcher

Me:"You got beef, Jeff?"

Butcher:"Yeah, come see me"

Me:"Squashed beef Jeff?"

Butcher:"Minced beef only"

Me:"#%$@ you Jeff, you take me for a mutha$%&@£* hustla? I'll peel that wig back"

dermotcoll

i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry

EscapeArtist

I'm so hungry I could eat a bucket of lard with a hair in it...

I figure that one's pretty much self explanatory.

boofredlay

I was showing my boss some SU tricks Thursday and he remarked:
"That's slicker than shit on a doorknob".
There's a new one for me.

olishea

Some nipple variants for you all:

"Chill your nips mate"
= calm down

"I'm so cold my nips could cut glass"
=self explanatory

dermotcoll

Continuing with the nipple theme:
Its so cold her nips are like the wheel studs on a Massey Ferguson Tractor!!
=Its very cold!!

Rich O Brien

'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

I'm in need of a number 2's

utiler

@dermotcoll said:

i could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle
= I'm very hungry
I could eat a farmers arse through a wind bush
= I'm very hungry
I could eat the snotters off a corpse
= I'm very hungry

Or,
"I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck..."