where's the bathroom key?

and you know who Tom wants to be pumping gas don't you?

posted by Kaptain Amerika

It almost looks like you did you're environment in Bryce?

P:It almost looks like you did you're environment in Bryce?

Krisidious.
One could make a argument that your last reply was just a tad off topic but they would be wrong. Politics in general is a joke. more distaistful than the one I told about a baby, a microwave and a masterbater. Also polotics is absolutely a ridiculous subject in general. The system Liberal, conservative, rep, or dem, abortion, stem cells, immigration etc.etc the list is endless on issues thrust into the public eye. All to distract us from just plain and simple right and wrong. fair and fraudulent.

My point is that if Hilary O,bama or who ever are the true and best examples of the shining stars best suited to lead the USA into the next 8 years. We are screwed. All the parties inc. liberatairian are really just 2 sides of the same coin. A rusty F-ed up penny not worh the metal it is stamped on.

What has to change? Everything. The scariest thig about it is. Krishidious would make a better president than the one we have been saddled with for the past 7.5 years. In fact I like W as much as I like you. Less than zero.

So your reply was not off topic but mine is. So here is my joke
WHAT IS THE HARDEST THING ABOUT ROLLERBLADING?????????

Telling your mom your gay.

Perhaps you should start a political thread I love those. Then it will go into a lively debate on jesus vs. the Koran. All the Typical BS that just dont matter.

Jimmy

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rhankc
Do the group a favor Don't speak for the group. You really don't seem up to the task. This is a bar if you want lollypops, flowers and sweetness drivel perhaps you should start the "brown nose" forum. You seem good at that. Now get on those TPS reports so you dont have to work for free on yet another Sunday.

To architectboy
The slang word bitchen is one from my generation and used by most who signed my yearbook in 1982 when I graduated highschool. If I offended you? I don't care. and I suspect that you are offended allot. My advice means nothing to you for sure. Yes I am impressed that you have a calling and are persuing the talents that you have. But stay a kid as long as possible I fear that if you dont you could wind up like Kris. Confused, tortured, mis-understood, bullied, un-original under acheiver. Rise above.

James
Yes those were the days Brad is the brother of a very good friend and I am proud to call the Schell Family as friends. When I first saw what they were working on it was 3 guys is Boulder with a dream. Look at it now. Lessons for us all in their story. Really really sharp people who all seem to have the inate ability to put dreams into reality. Solid folks.

To all of you and even Boo And Kris My intension is to provioke a reaction. I have nothing personal against any of you. I respect what you do and contribute on this forum. It would be a lesser place without all of you. But, When I see BS hyper conservative egotisum "Look at me, Macho energy, titan of industry, Big man" type of attitude my action is to slap it down. No different than Boo, rhankc, Kris. etc... are doing the same to me in kind. Only I take the Punk approach which is in your face calling a spade a spade. A punch in the face to me feels good. All in an effort to make me laugh. Just like all of you you all contribute for your own selfish reasons. weather you admit it or not it is true. My intension is to not prove that I am right it is that you are wrong. My idea of a perfect night is ruining someone elses.
Call it a joke. So I am not off topic here. It is a a joke to me.

None of this is real just another goon of doom in a bar? Nothing new.
If I were to use the ruby forum to beat down the respondants that would really be inapropriate. Perhaps I should try it?

Oh yea a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Stay well
Jimmy

poster-J1mmy

@krisidious said:

ah the surfer dood enlightens us once again with his poor grammar and even worse taste in jokes...you can take your disgusting mind elsewhere, I'm sure you also defend the right of the Nambla Members, although I would like to give you a hint in spelling, I am thinking that Jinny is most likely 15, he's never built a thing in his life,
let's see some of your esteemed work Jinny... anything...
I bet you have nothing...
now go away little fly... go away... before I swat you.

How is this post any different than the ones I have posted to you?
and have been banned for?
Is this what we can all expect from the moderators on this Forum?
Is this threatening rant the best example of how a leader of this community should conduct him?????self?. Look Kris, yes it is true that I am the first to say that I should take more time to edit myself and check my spellinbg and grammer. But really you either get it or you don't And you ma man obviously don't. Yes it is true that I do not use SU in the same way that many of you may. But know this I have used it since V2 am good friends with the founders and have seen it grow from its infancy to what it is today? I am not going to get into a whole my dad is bigger than your dad childish discussion with you on my lack of computer skills. You are the man your work is truely superior to mine on SU. feel better?
I use it from a Home builders perspective. mainly for layout of cabinet walls, furniture plans, etc... Nothing too exciting there.

As far as the NAMBLA thing??? I have no clue as to what greek you are speaking.? Same goes for Blanch jokes? Way over my juvenile head.

Yes it is true that I think you are a rube and the same could be said for boofredlay. My point is that from what I have seen from your writings as well as what you said to me above The idiot is you. You are a sucker, knee jerk, reactionary. incapable of an articulate origional thought. NOT worthy of the post you hold or the stature you enjoy with our community. Just keeping it real.

JImmy

poster-J1mmy

touchet Architect boy My bad What I should have said are'nt we all human? My bad. But as far as you are concerned... It would not have been offensive to you either. Just a joke in bad taiste. You would have loved it. It was a doosey. A real zinger.
Have a bitchen summer
Jimmy

poster-J1mmy

True enough John
The only thing I miss about the old forum is many of the Mods a few exceptions of coarse. Thank god Mike is still here exactly where he belongs in the bar. Other than that I have not seen too much dignaty in the new forum. Mostly just those like Krishideous and my new nemisis boohoofredlay. Not much metal in the mix.
Jimmy

poster-J1mmy

And boohoofredlay the mother hen says cluck cluck AKA "sure boohoofredlay. You are once again right on the money this is exactly the type of contemptious behavior that we just cannot have." Are'nt we all adults? Please. If I were have to used a 4 letter word or is racist sexist & alike sure edit me away It was none of that So to delete for what I said? All I can say is BS. Grow up Boohoo. Dork. Wanna be moral mod cool guy In fact...

I move to have boofredly elevated to the lofty position of cheif moderator in charge. He's got a ton of posts He is really up on all the topics and really seems like a all around swell sketchuppy guy. Why are you tourturing him by not giving him the lofty title he truely deserves. dork master general.

This is the worst bit of hyper conservative uber thought policing I have ever seen. Nothing there was even remotely offensive to normal folks. It was just a joke. In poor taiste? SURE but a joke by definition just the same. Someone should take Lord boohoofredlaid3times belloved delete button and put it where the sun only shines when Krishideous is in the mood.
By the way you need to wipe.
Jimmy

poster-J1mmy

Edited for content.

poster-J1mmy

Since my linguistic pedantry has been exposed, you will understand why this joke holds such appeal for me.

A new guy arrives in town, and wishes to visit the local library. He stops a man on the street and says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me where the library is at?"

The man regards him coolly and says, "You should be ashamed of yourself, ending a sentence with a preposition."

"Oh, I beg your pardon. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

-Gully

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