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    • Alan FraserA Offline
      Alan Fraser
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      🤣

      3D Figures
      Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
      You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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      • J Offline
        john.warburton
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        "Sithi" = I'll see you later. Yorkshire
        "nohbut" = nothing but.

        Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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        • TIGT Offline
          TIG Moderator
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          @jackson said:

          "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

          That's a bit like the American tourist in darkest Wales wearing a fox-fur cap - when asked why he's wearing it, he says when I told his pals where I was going they said, "Wear the fox hat..."...

          TIG

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          • jeff hammondJ Offline
            jeff hammond
            last edited by

            @jackson said:

            "Whale oil beef hooked." - Irish for "My goodness, that is surprising."

            haha.. i think i just got that one 😄

            [edit] oh yeah boo.. more about 'that's what she said'
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that's%20what%20she%20said

            dotdotdot

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            • jeff hammondJ Offline
              jeff hammond
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              @unknownuser said:

              'There's a brown dog barking at the backdoor, i've to let him out'

              I'm in need of a number 2's 😳

              @paul russam said:

              Dropping the kids of at the pool:
              Going for a number 2

              deuce..
              take a deuce, drop that deuce, stepped in deuce.. etc..

              dotdotdot

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              • J Offline
                john.warburton
                last edited by

                As much use as a chocolate fire guard = useless

                Life's a reach, and then you gybe.

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                • dermotcollD Offline
                  dermotcoll
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                  As useful as tits on a bull!!
                  As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!!

                  When you burn your arse - you gotta sit on the blisters!!

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                  • soloS Offline
                    solo
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                    "You're as good as an inflatable dartboard" ... Useless.

                    http://www.solos-art.com

                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                    • jeff hammondJ Offline
                      jeff hammond
                      last edited by

                      'ball broth'

                      as in 'wanna go make ball broth?' = asking your male friends to go sit in the jacuzzi with you.

                      dotdotdot

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                      • boofredlayB Offline
                        boofredlay
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                        http://forum.novarata.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                        • david_hD Offline
                          david_h
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                          As useful as:

                          A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                          A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                          A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                          If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                          • utilerU Offline
                            utiler
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                            @unknownuser said:

                            As useful as:

                            A submarine with a Screen Door. . .
                            A kick stand on a freight train. . .
                            A car wash on a dirt road. ..

                            Or Tits on a bull..... as my late Grandma would say......

                            purpose/expression/purpose/....

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