CHUCK NORRIS

KDSDESIGN

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roadkill

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

KDSDESIGN

i saw that one.
Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.

KDSDESIGN

i saw that on a site.

pav_3j

@kdsdesign said:

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he he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...

tee hee.

pav

KDSDESIGN

lol

GUNAWAN W

chuck norris facts

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris

@gunawan w said:

chuck norris facts
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

That's is a good one, keep em up

david_h

Chuck Norris Fact. . .Somebody told Chuck Norris that he was bad actor once. . . .just once.

rcossoli

jajajaja me much pleasure to read this post, here's my contribution.
Chuk Norris is so, so bad but that calls for a BIG MAC at Burger King, and we give free!
if I skip the part where they put this sorry

BTM

Chuck Norris once was denied an egg Mc.muffin at McDonalds, because it was after 11:00. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

david_h

THe guests are Chuck Norris' Show are so old they ought to rename the program. . .

Texas Rangers In Walkers!

Chris Fullmer

I'm afraid that you've angered Chuck Norris. It was nice knowing you Dave.

Quote from a famous movie: Can I have your watch when you are dead?

Chris

Name that movie (no chuck norris relation though).

david_h

One of the Funniest movies ever. . .
****The Three Amigos!!!****
Other Great quotes from Same:

"Throw down your Weapons! Not you Dusty!"

"Great! You've Shot the Invisible Swordsman!"

Lucky: "Someday, I will return."
Maria: "Why?"

"We all have our El Guapos that we must face. yours just happens to be the Real El Guapo. . ."

Chris Fullmer

Spot on David! Quite nice indeed. And those are some great quotes. It really is a funny movie.....

allrighty, back on topic to chuck norris.

Chris

(Maybe we need a movie quotes thread in the bar)

boofredlay

Chris...

http://www.sketchucation.com/forums/scf/viewtopic.php?p=14803#p14803

plot-paris

Some say Chuck Norris has only been beaten once - by the Stig!

(thats for all the Top Gear lovers)

solo

Bruce Lee kicked his ass!!

[flash=425,344:38olk9jc]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/JLO1YIWQuXE[/flash:38olk9jc]

boofredlay

@plot-paris said:

Some say Chuck Norris has only been beaten once - by the Stig!

(thats for all the Top Gear lovers)

Jackson

Uuuughhhh, just like Chuck Norris, this thread never dies.

Thanks Pete for finally playing Devil's Advocate!