CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice
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i saw that one.
Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands. -
i saw that on a site.
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@kdsdesign said:
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chuck norris factshe he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...
tee hee.
pav
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lol
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chuck norris facts
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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@gunawan w said:
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7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.That's is a good one, keep em up
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Chuck Norris Fact. . .Somebody told Chuck Norris that he was bad actor once. . . .just once.
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jajajaja me much pleasure to read this post, here's my contribution.
Chuk Norris is so, so bad but that calls for a BIG MAC at Burger King, and we give free!
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Chuck Norris once was denied an egg Mc.muffin at McDonalds, because it was after 11:00. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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THe guests are Chuck Norris' Show are so old they ought to rename the program. . .
Texas Rangers In Walkers!
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I'm afraid that you've angered Chuck Norris. It was nice knowing you Dave.
Quote from a famous movie: Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Chris
Name that movie (no chuck norris relation though).
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One of the Funniest movies ever. . .
****The Three Amigos!!!****
Other Great quotes from Same:"Throw down your Weapons! Not you Dusty!"
"Great! You've Shot the Invisible Swordsman!"
Lucky: "Someday, I will return."
Maria: "Why?""We all have our El Guapos that we must face. yours just happens to be the Real El Guapo. . ."
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Spot on David! Quite nice indeed. And those are some great quotes. It really is a funny movie.....
allrighty, back on topic to chuck norris.
Chris
(Maybe we need a movie quotes thread in the bar)
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Some say Chuck Norris has only been beaten once - by the Stig!
(thats for all the Top Gear lovers)
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Bruce Lee kicked his ass!!
[flash=425,344:38olk9jc]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/JLO1YIWQuXE[/flash:38olk9jc]
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@plot-paris said:
Some say Chuck Norris has only been beaten once - by the Stig!
(thats for all the Top Gear lovers)
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Uuuughhhh, just like Chuck Norris, this thread never dies.
Thanks Pete for finally playing Devil's Advocate!
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