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    • K Offline
      KDSDESIGN
      last edited by

      @pav_3j said:

      yes, he's funny too.

      not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...

      he he

      pav

      there are a few sites with this stuff on it

      Regards,
      █Kevin█

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        BTM
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        IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
        ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

        (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
        Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

        Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

        Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

        Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

        If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

        Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

        Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

        The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

        If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

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          KDSDESIGN
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          @daniel said:

          Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
          [attachment=0:2uqg5ffs]<!-- ia0 -->chuck-einstein.jpg<!-- ia0 -->[/attachment:2uqg5ffs]

          🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 funny

          Regards,
          █Kevin█

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            KDSDESIGN
            last edited by

            @unknownuser said:

            IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
            ...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

            (Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
            Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

            Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

            Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

            Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

            If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

            Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

            Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

            The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

            If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols: ☠ ☣ ⚠ ☢ ⚡

            again funny

            Regards,
            █Kevin█

            (about 20% done)

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              KDSDESIGN
              last edited by

              to find more look up:
              chuck norris facts

              Regards,
              █Kevin█

              (about 20% done)

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                roadkill
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                Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

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                • K Offline
                  KDSDESIGN
                  last edited by

                  i saw that one.
                  Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.

                  Regards,
                  █Kevin█

                  (about 20% done)

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                    KDSDESIGN
                    last edited by

                    i saw that on a site.

                    Regards,
                    █Kevin█

                    (about 20% done)

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                      pav_3j
                      last edited by

                      @kdsdesign said:

                      to find more look up:
                      chuck norris facts

                      he he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...

                      tee hee.

                      pav

                      Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                        KDSDESIGN
                        last edited by

                        lol

                        Regards,
                        █Kevin█

                        (about 20% done)

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                          GUNAWAN W
                          last edited by

                          chuck norris facts

                          1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
                          2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
                          3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
                          4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
                          5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
                          6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
                          7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
                          8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
                            😲
                          http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
                          
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                            Chuck Norris
                            last edited by

                            @gunawan w said:

                            chuck norris facts
                            7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

                            That's is a good one, keep em up 😄

                            "Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

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                              david_h
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                              Chuck Norris Fact. . .Somebody told Chuck Norris that he was bad actor once. . . .just once.

                              If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                rcossoli
                                last edited by

                                jajajaja me much pleasure to read this post, here's my contribution.
                                Chuk Norris is so, so bad but that calls for a BIG MAC at Burger King, and we give free!
                                if I skip the part where they put this sorry

                                THREEDIMENSIONSWEB dot COM

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                                  BTM
                                  last edited by

                                  Chuck Norris once was denied an egg Mc.muffin at McDonalds, because it was after 11:00. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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                                    david_h
                                    last edited by

                                    THe guests are Chuck Norris' Show are so old they ought to rename the program. . .

                                    Texas Rangers In Walkers! 💚

                                    If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                    • Chris FullmerC Offline
                                      Chris Fullmer
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                                      I'm afraid that you've angered Chuck Norris. It was nice knowing you Dave.

                                      Quote from a famous movie: Can I have your watch when you are dead?

                                      Chris

                                      Name that movie (no chuck norris relation though).

                                      Lately you've been tan, suspicious for the winter.
                                      All my Plugins I've written

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                                      • david_hD Offline
                                        david_h
                                        last edited by

                                        One of the Funniest movies ever. . .
                                        ****The Three Amigos!!!****
                                        Other Great quotes from Same:

                                        "Throw down your Weapons! Not you Dusty!"

                                        "Great! You've Shot the Invisible Swordsman!"

                                        Lucky: "Someday, I will return."
                                        Maria: "Why?"

                                        "We all have our El Guapos that we must face. yours just happens to be the Real El Guapo. . ."three_amigos_ver2.jpg

                                        If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                        • Chris FullmerC Offline
                                          Chris Fullmer
                                          last edited by

                                          Spot on David! Quite nice indeed. And those are some great quotes. It really is a funny movie.....

                                          allrighty, back on topic to chuck norris.

                                          Chris

                                          (Maybe we need a movie quotes thread in the bar)

                                          Lately you've been tan, suspicious for the winter.
                                          All my Plugins I've written

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                                            boofredlay
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                                            Chris...

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