CHUCK NORRIS
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IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.(Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.
Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.
Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.
The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols:
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@daniel said:
Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
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@unknownuser said:
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.(Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.
Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.
Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.
The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols:
again funny
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to find more look up:
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice
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i saw that one.
Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands. -
i saw that on a site.
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@kdsdesign said:
to find more look up:
chuck norris factshe he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...
tee hee.
pav
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lol
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chuck norris facts
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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@gunawan w said:
chuck norris facts
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.That's is a good one, keep em up
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Chuck Norris Fact. . .Somebody told Chuck Norris that he was bad actor once. . . .just once.
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jajajaja me much pleasure to read this post, here's my contribution.
Chuk Norris is so, so bad but that calls for a BIG MAC at Burger King, and we give free!
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Chuck Norris once was denied an egg Mc.muffin at McDonalds, because it was after 11:00. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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THe guests are Chuck Norris' Show are so old they ought to rename the program. . .
Texas Rangers In Walkers!
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I'm afraid that you've angered Chuck Norris. It was nice knowing you Dave.
Quote from a famous movie: Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Chris
Name that movie (no chuck norris relation though).
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One of the Funniest movies ever. . .
****The Three Amigos!!!****
Other Great quotes from Same:"Throw down your Weapons! Not you Dusty!"
"Great! You've Shot the Invisible Swordsman!"
Lucky: "Someday, I will return."
Maria: "Why?""We all have our El Guapos that we must face. yours just happens to be the Real El Guapo. . ."
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Spot on David! Quite nice indeed. And those are some great quotes. It really is a funny movie.....
allrighty, back on topic to chuck norris.
Chris
(Maybe we need a movie quotes thread in the bar)
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Some say Chuck Norris has only been beaten once - by the Stig!
(thats for all the Top Gear lovers)
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