A fun little game.
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Granted but in your dreams you are increadibly tired and every time you yawn 3 dirty hampsters come out of your mouth, fall on the floor and try to bite your toes.
I wish my problem client would see a therapist and deal with all her issues and then she would just go away...
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Granted but you are the therapist and your couch is set up in a public place
I wish I had a robot draughtsman to deal with the work I've been putting off.
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Granted but then it (her?) would get the money for the work as well.
I wish I won the lottery
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Granted, but you lost the ticket and I found it.
I wish i had a ride to cash this sucker in.
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Granted but then you will be riding a donkey and arrive ten minutes late for cashing it.
I wish I didn't have so much to translate here in the office today...
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granted, instead you will be helping me cart all my cash home in a wheelbarrow (deadline for the lottery is longer than 10 minutes)
I wish I was as good as you guys with SU.
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Granted but it will take ages for you (like for us
)I wish it was already 4 in the afternoon so that I can go to my "real" Corner Bar!
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Granted, but your bar has run out of booze.
I wish Csaba wouldn't drink so much.
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Granted and the same applies to your home...
I wish it was Friday...
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Granted but all the gutters and sewers will be lead to the sea where you live.
I wish that Vasarely picture (an original one though!) on the opposite wall in my office was mine.
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Granted, but every time you look at it you'll shrink an inch.
I wish I could grant wishes without being so mean.
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Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians
I wish I knew how to clear my workload.
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@unknownuser said:
Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians
I wish I knew how to clear my workload.
granded , your workload would be multiplied by 100.
i wish i knew, i wish i knew , what makes me me, what makes you you.
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Granted but from now on you will have to repeat everything you say hundreds of times.
I wish I didn't have to work with so many ***holes every day in the office!
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Granted but there's only one toilet per city due to lack of demand.
I wish my boss could plan things properly
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Granted but then the first plan of his would be how to fire you.
I wish someone cleaned up my flat.
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Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin
I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.
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Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?
I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.
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Granted, under the title:
"Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"I wish I had a superpower
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Granted 'Fart-Man'
I wish I was fitter..
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