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  • B Offline
    boofredlay
    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:00

    Granted but they are operated by giants who eventually take over the world and put all of us in terrariums.

    I wish I were asleep.

    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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      sketchy
      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:00

      Granted but in your dreams you are increadibly tired and every time you yawn 3 dirty hampsters come out of your mouth, fall on the floor and try to bite your toes.

      I wish my problem client would see a therapist and deal with all her issues and then she would just go away...

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        linea
        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:00

        Granted but you are the therapist and your couch is set up in a public place

        I wish I had a robot draughtsman to deal with the work I've been putting off.

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          Gaieus
          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:00

          Granted but then it (her?) would get the money for the work as well.

          I wish I won the lottery

          Gai...

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            Masta Squidge
            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:01

            Granted, but you lost the ticket and I found it.

            I wish i had a ride to cash this sucker in.

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            • B Offline
              boofredlay
              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:01

              Granted but then you will be riding a donkey and arrive ten minutes late for cashing it.

              I wish I didn't have so much to translate here in the office today...
              ๐Ÿ˜ข

              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                Masta Squidge
                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:02

                granted, instead you will be helping me cart all my cash home in a wheelbarrow (deadline for the lottery is longer than 10 minutes)

                I wish I was as good as you guys with SU.

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                  Gaieus
                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:02

                  Granted but it will take ages for you (like for us ๐Ÿ˜„ )

                  I wish it was already 4 in the afternoon so that I can go to my "real" Corner Bar!

                  Gai...

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                    Ross Macintosh
                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:02

                    Granted, but your bar has run out of booze.

                    I wish Csaba wouldn't drink so much. ๐Ÿ˜’

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                      solo
                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:03

                      Granted and the same applies to your home...

                      I wish it was Friday...

                      http://www.solos-art.com

                      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                        Gaieus
                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:04

                        Granted but all the gutters and sewers will be lead to the sea where you live.

                        I wish that Vasarely picture (an original one though!) on the opposite wall in my office was mine.

                        Gai...

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                          Ross Macintosh
                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:04

                          Granted, but every time you look at it you'll shrink an inch.

                          I wish I could grant wishes without being so mean.

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                            linea
                            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:05

                            Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

                            I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

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                              namza
                              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:05

                              @unknownuser said:

                              Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

                              I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

                              granded , your workload would be multiplied by 100.

                              i wish i knew, i wish i knew , what makes me me, what makes you you.

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                                Gaieus
                                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:06

                                Granted but from now on you will have to repeat everything you say hundreds of times.

                                I wish I didn't have to work with so many ***holes every day in the office!

                                Gai...

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                                  Paul Russam
                                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:06

                                  Granted but there's only one toilet per city due to lack of demand.

                                  I wish my boss could plan things properly

                                  Paul Russam
                                  English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                    Gaieus
                                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:07

                                    Granted but then the first plan of his would be how to fire you.

                                    I wish someone cleaned up my flat.

                                    Gai...

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                                      Paul Russam
                                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:07

                                      Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin

                                      http://www.artfacts.net/artworkpics/3099b.jpg

                                      I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.

                                      Paul Russam
                                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                        boofredlay
                                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:08

                                        Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?

                                        I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.

                                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                          Paul Russam
                                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 14:08

                                          Granted, under the title:
                                          "Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"

                                          I wish I had a superpower

                                          Paul Russam
                                          English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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