A fun little game.
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Granted, but every time you look at it you'll shrink an inch.
I wish I could grant wishes without being so mean.
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Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians
I wish I knew how to clear my workload.
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@unknownuser said:
Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians
I wish I knew how to clear my workload.
granded , your workload would be multiplied by 100.
i wish i knew, i wish i knew , what makes me me, what makes you you.
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Granted but from now on you will have to repeat everything you say hundreds of times.
I wish I didn't have to work with so many ***holes every day in the office!
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Granted but there's only one toilet per city due to lack of demand.
I wish my boss could plan things properly
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Granted but then the first plan of his would be how to fire you.
I wish someone cleaned up my flat.
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Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin
I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.
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Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?
I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.
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Granted, under the title:
"Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"I wish I had a superpower
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Granted 'Fart-Man'
I wish I was fitter..
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Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion
I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.
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@paul russam said:
Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion
I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.
Granted, u had never heard about SU !
I wish i could stop playing that game and work ! -
Granted, but now you have so much work you're working 20 hrs a day.
I wish I didn't have so many secrets...
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Granted, you are now out of the closet!
I wish I had an F1 GTR.
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Granted but it is the new model that runs on plutonium.
I wish my house was automated in every way.
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Granted, but it has taken over the world.
I wish I lived 20,000 years into the future.
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Granted, you are the only living being left and only robots for company.
I wish I could see SU camera.
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Granted but it has a fisheye lens and you suffer from Vertigo.
I wish I had not eaten so much at lunch today.
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Granted, but all you had to eat was a pea and a crouton.
I wish it were lunch, I'm starving...
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Granted, you can't do anything else until you eat these 10 sardine sandwiches from the year 2004.
I wish that I had unlimited wishes with no drawbacks, strings attached, downsides, etc.
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